Macacca and My-cocka

[BOSSHOG]

Allen and Craig have provided us with humor recently. Could a lurker check in and tell us what the next great MOMENT in gop history will be.

Actually I'd appreciate you conservatives keeping your perverts under wraps for awhile. Christ, reading about the discretions of members of the party of responsibility and integrity and ethics and values is getting to be like eating Macaroni and Cheese every day. Give us a break for God's Sakes.

[0007]

1. LOL! Thanks for the laugh. nt

[Rick Myers]

2. There's always the 2 Fla GOP operatives that were killed

over a gay escort situation. Is there such a thing as a straight Repuke?

[BOSSHOG]

4. I'm not a social engineering expert

but I do not believe they are gay or straight, they are perverts, tied in knots by their own moral ropes. They've convinced themselves they have to be moral and upright and chock full of values all the while wanting to hump something. Incredibly pathetic human beings. And, oh, by the way, their failings are all someone elses fault. Because the ultimate conservative value is never take responsibility for something bad.

[Rick Myers]

5. Agreed, BOSSHOG!

They are so wrapped around the axle that they can't tell which was is up. And they are above the law, demanding everyone else do say they say, but not as they do...

[AspenRose]

3. They ARE pretty predictable, that's for sure

eom

[Madspirit]

6. k&r...n/t

[The_Casual_Observer]

7. "Freepers in the stall...what are they doing? Freepers in the stall...."

[BOSSHOG]

10. Craaaaaig's Out For--ever, no more values, no more looks

no more direction from religious kooks

My apologies to Alice, one of my favorites from my High School Years.

[SoCalDem]

8. All I can say, is that more women should be ruuning for office

since the republican men seem to have "issues" they cannot deal with..

I don't recall any republican women embarrassing their party the way these guys have..

At worst, the women just wear a lot of red, ad have a big-hair complex..

[TheWraith]

19. Oh, they have.

Female Repubs are just as capable: see "Dr" Laura and Helen Chenoweth. Probably more we don't know about. They're just rarer. Wasn't Mary Bono suspected of cheating on her last husband before they got divorced, too?

[Gelliebeans]

21. Katherine Harris?

:puke:

[11 Bravo]

9. My-cocka?!?! You owe me a keyboard, buddy!

[BOSSHOG]

11. I should open up a keyboard store

I can't help it, conservative perverts just titillate my creative juices and I just let them flow. Imagery provided for lurkers.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

16. aren't you going to give me any credit?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=1681796&mesg_id=1681958

[BOSSHOG]

18. YOU GET ALL THE CREDIT MY FRIEND !!!!

We could be John and Taupin, it doesn't matter who is who.

[waiting for hope]

13. Bosshog is good for that....

I have spewed many a good cup of coffee on mine....use those plastic covers, it's a lot safer!

[waiting for hope]

12. Happy to be #5....

How about having some deep fried Mac and Cheese - saw it on the Paula Dean show the other day and I thought my arteries were clogging as I watched!

[BOSSHOG]

14. Oh I do Love Paula

especially when she puts that hand full of diamonds into some mashed potatoes or some other sort of concoction. She does enjoy eating, bless her heart. I try to catch her every Sunday Morning before the football games begin.

[waiting for hope]

15. She is good - I love her

Southern accent, and she does enjoy her food! She is a real success story and has worked very hard for what she has.

[BOSSHOG]

17. She reminds me a great deal of my

dearly departed Stepmother who died in 1989. God she could cook. She was about Paula's size, big hair and all and gaudy jewelry and chatting all the time. She would be about 20-25 years older then Paula. Every time I see Paula I thought my stepmom could have had a great cooking show back in the 60's and 70's. And all of it artery clogging. Fried chicken, fried okra, fried everything and everything deee-licious.

[Mabus]

20. Hey Boss, you forgot the "My ca-ca" crowd

Vitter and Nugent.

Speaking of these two, I think Nugent should do fundraising concerts for Vitter. They have a lot in common. They're the "My Ca-ca" brothers and could probably talk for hours about how they like walking around in their own shit (both literally and figuratively).

[BOSSHOG]

22. I always have to chuckle

at badasses like nugent, who uses weapons as props but was scared shitless so to speak about actually using a weapon in war. He says his number never came up. Okay, I'll buy that, but that doesn't mean he couldn't have joined the Army. He blathers on about patriotism and yet thats the extent of his contribution, blather.

[Parche]

23. Hey Boss

Toilet Humor !!! :rofl: :rofl: :hi: