Question for DU LEO's: How badly do you have to piss off the brass

[MindPilot]

to pull duty sitting in the john at the airport waiting to bust someone looking for sex?

"Officer Smith, it's really not that bad; put a little Vaseline in your nostrils, read a book, and who knows you may get to bust a congressman."

"But Sargent, can't I just train crossing guards or give DARE lectures at the school?"

[TwilightGardener]

1. How many bowel movements do these poor cops have to listen to

(and smell) on a daily basis? And I thought I had it bad as a nurse!

[BOSSHOG]

2. I don't know, I'm a Taurus

[northzax]

3. which means

you get the Auto Show bathroom detail?

[BOSSHOG]

4. that's just a bunch of bull

[MindPilot]

5. I didn't know you were into asstrology!

[BOSSHOG]

6. I do enjoy the discipline BUTT its not my favorite

[Joanie Baloney]

7. He must have done something to deserve it

There must be A-ries-onable explanation for it. Maybe he sat on the Chief's Cap-ricorn?

(BTW - one story I read said the airport cops originally started hanging out in the john looking for luggage thieves.)



JB

[MindPilot]

8. "please do not leave your package unattened..."

Sister, competing with the Chief BOSSHOG for a DUzy award might just be the kind of thing to get you on the porcelain patrol! (nobody has made a "head" pun yet...maybe it's just too easy.)

Ok now what I want to know is, say I'm a self-loathing republican congresscritter, and I'm not really gay (family values and all) but I do like to have sex with strange men in airport bathrooms. How do I know I'm choosing the correct facility to meet my...umm, needs?

[EFerrari]

9. You'd go to the place with the most foot traffic.

:shrug: