anyone else real tired of Tucker the Tough Guy?

[PCIntern]

I'm damned sick and tired of Tucker relating how he's going into video stores and threatening clerks because he thought the guy sold his video list or that he beat the crap out of some poor gay guy (who clearly had low standards) propositioned him.

tucker, for your information two simple facts:

1. CENSORED BY SELF

B. You take enough swings at enough guys and you're going to be mashed like a fly against a screen. I'll tell you one thing...you won't be doing well in the holding cell either.

[DS1]

1. I know a guy like Tucker

Everything he says like that is either a total fabrication, or any number involved needs to be divided by three. In that circle it's called "The (his last name) Conversion Factor"

[PCIntern]

2. We all know/knew guys like Tucker...

in Junior high, they had the crap pounded out of them in the days before bullying was illegal. Although I was beaten up routinely, it wasn't because I was a smarmy, creepy, slimy S.O.B....it was for other reasons.

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

3. Empty swagger thy name is Scarborough.

Great metaphor. :toast: MKJ

[polichick]

4. I expect Tucker to star in some juicy Republican drama any day now...

He seems like such a fake.

[PCIntern]

6. Lying sack of shit...

we know what he's up to in his spare time...

[marmar]

5. If you told Tucker to meet you outside a bar to fight......

He would run like a turkey in the middle of November.

[rucky]

7. I think he's the only person who buys his bullshit.

and for entertainment value, hell, let him keep doing it until his ratings make him obsolete.

[symbolman]

8. I was in New Hampshire when Bob Novak attacked a guy

I caught the man, banged on the CNN bus, demanded that Nofacts come out and apologize - clueless Bowtie Boy comes walking out of the restaurant where they'd been shooting crossfire.. A knot of people complained to Fucker about the attack, he said, "Big deal! A 70 year old man!"

So I got right up into his face and said, "How about I throw your ass back about ten feet?" He got a look that said, "Please don't Me?!" and sifted away in the crowd.. A total chickenshit, voice cracking, probably some extra moisture in his pants :)

Times like that when I wish I had two lives, one for spending the night in jail - been in enough bar fights and know a few tricks to shorten the experience for both parties, and it doesn't include running away like a branded hooker...

[PCIntern]

12. Good for you, symbolman!

What I've done on a few similar occasions, including one where a guy had the 'temerity' to proposition my wife with me standing about 6 feet away, is to take off my glasses and hand them to someone, invite the 'gentleman' to move over to another area close by, and inform him sotto voce that although I'm not a big guy, I've been beaten up more than a few times myself, so I'm not afraid and am ready to 'discuss the matter' further. They generally run for cover fast like your buddy Tucker.

[symbolman]

16. Funny stuff!

What changed my life for me was finding out that most times it doesn't even hurt all that much :)

Even started a few when feeling in the mood,one great way is to say, "You lookin' at my wife?!" If they say yes the fight is ON - if their answer's No, then you reply, "WHY NOT?!"

Again the fight is still ON..

Did a lot of stupid things as a punk, some day I'll write a book called "Officer Friendly" :)

[Gabi Hayes]

9. anybody tired of Tucker the still breathing guy?

he's SO obnoxious

worse than OReilly

wait a minute....let me think that over

he's certainly more stridently obnoxious

I'd love to see those two in an argument, settle with fisticuffs

then fisting

[Gabi Hayes]

10. I didn't mean fisting. sorry

I meant felching

[judaspriestess]

11. Tucker should be cast as the next Rambo

he most certainly acts like he's one

[tanyev]

13. I wouldn't want to meet Tucker alone in a dark alley.

[high density]

14. Not really

Because I don't watch that dumbass anyway.

[zbdent]

15. Isn't he still under the recruiting age?

Couldn't the "Tough Guy" breeze through the physicals and ship his tough ass off to Iraq?