how to make 56 million people happy

[greenbriar]

President Bush, Laura and Rove were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, laughed and said "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window and make someone very happy...

Laura shrugged her shoulders and said..I could throw ten $100 bills and make 10 people very happy...


Rove needing attention said "I could throw one hundred
$ 10.00 bills out of the winow and make one hundred people happy...


Nearing laughter, the pilot rolled his eyes then said to his co-pilot ...such big heads back there...shit, I coudl throw all of them out and make 56 million people happy...




YEA..my 15 year old sent me this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NMMNG]

1. K&R

We needed some REAL humor around here today.

[greenbriar]

2. if you are one of these 56 million

keep this thread alive

[PDJane]

3. I like the kid..........eom.

[greenbriar]

6. yea she is awesome

and mostly agrees with my political view points

she HATES the idiot as we refer to the blivit

[patrice]

4. The most a-political people I know are saying they can't wait

for him to go away.

[stop the bleeding]

5. best joke in a long time

thank you to your 15 yr old

[greenbriar]

7. she says

dude..

no problem


if texted it would say

dde

no pblm

[Coexist]

8. .;

[greenbriar]

9. is that a smilie

I can't figure out how to text punctuation

[Coexist]

15. nah, its a mistake

... but MAAAAAYbe, its my new 'THING'

[stirlingsliver]

10. Only 56 Million?

Only 56 Million people would be happy?

I think the number is MUCH higher than that.

Think, for instance, of most of the people who live outside Amerikkkkkka.

[MLFerrell]

11. And by 56 million, you mean several billion, right?

I figured that that was unintentional. Fixed 'er right up for ya!

:)

[Colorado Progressive]

12. I LOVE parents like you!!!!!! nt

[greenbriar]

14. aw shucks...its nothing

but she is truly awesome


going to graduate HS one year early...



had a migrane today and while I was working, she slept..after her medicine wore off, she emailed her teachers to ask about what she missed in class and was doing her Algebra 2 when I got home!!!

[snappyturtle]

13. Kick!

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

16. Hell Of A Lot More Than 56 MIllion LOL

Thanks for the laugh. :)

[greenbriar]

17. no problem

thanks for the recs

[rateyes]

18. Only 56 million?

My bet it would make about 5 or 6 billion people happy.

[greenbriar]

19. what is the population of the US

?

[rateyes]

20. I was talking about the whole world...

I think the US Population is close to 300 million. I'd have to check, though.