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rsmith6621 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-29-07 08:13 PM
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I'm Traveling Through KMSP Airport Tomorrow


......Any advise for me....can I get some prayer form those on the DU that I don't find my feet being stepped on while taking a wiz...
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Berry Cool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-29-07 08:15 PM
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1. Watch out for would-be tap dancers.
And if someone tries to nudge your foot, stomp on theirs.
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kurth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-29-07 08:15 PM
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2. Ruin the mood
Fart loudly.
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TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-29-07 08:16 PM
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3. I'll be in stall #3.
Tap, tap...
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Puregonzo1188 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-29-07 08:18 PM
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4. Don't tap your feet or else.
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-29-07 08:20 PM
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5. For a good time ....
call 867-5309
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Toasterlad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-29-07 08:46 PM
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6. You Could Just Walk Into The Bathroom
And announce, "I'm a big fucking homophobe, so don't any of you faggots tap toes with me or try any of your other faggoty tricks."

You should be safe after that.
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Warren Stupidity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-29-07 09:46 PM
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7. Here is your 'prayer form'
Here I sit homophobic
Tried to shit but can't unload it
So I left this stall at last
A turtle poking out my ass.
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rsmith6621 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-29-07 10:01 PM
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8. Brilliant.......

.......eom
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Warren Stupidity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-29-07 10:03 PM
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9. I can't resist potty humor. nt
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