Predict the next scandal.

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Who ______________
Did what _____________
and the result ____________

[DCKit]

1. My prediction is that....

The Democrats
Impeach Bushco
Flying Monkeys
are loosed from the collective ass of America

[radfringe]

2. Hooker, diapers and bathrooms - can this be topped? you bet

Who: HIGH RANKING Republican
Did What: Found in hotel room with underage sheep
Result: Denies the sheep was underage, claims it is consentual. The sheep's lawyer says it's all baaaaaaa. Wool is pulled over our eyes.

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11. Are ewe in it?

[DeSwiss]

15. Lawyers, sheep lawyers....

...they're all the same.

[radfringe]

23. Yeah, they'll fleece you anyway they can...

[OneBlueSky]

3. Bush and Cheney attempt to bomb Iran . . . miss, and demolish Turkey . . .

international chaos ensues (what else is new?) . . .

[ThomWV]

16. Not suprising - there's not an American alive who can find either country on a map.

[DeSwiss]

17. As with the last time Cheney went hunting....

...Turkey apologizes for getting in the way of our bombs. Cheney accepts the apology. Bush gives Turkey The Medal of Freedom.

[BlueIris]

21. Ding ding ding. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.

You read my mind. Only in my mind, it's more like "miss" and demolish Turkey instead.

[Philosoraptor]

4. More dirty sex stuff...in high places.

[dipsydoodle]

5. Georgie Boy

confesses
He has spent the majority of his time over the past 7 years
Learning to tap dance to "You Got To S-M-I-L-E" and singing the words at the same time.
He still has difficulty getting past S-M.............

For anyone out there experiencing the same problem the words are here on a pants video :
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=smile+shirley+temple

[HysteryDiagnosis]

6. Special tools allowed??

[PetrusMonsFormicarum]

7. Jenna Bush

shows too much skin on Girls Gone Wild, resulting in nothing (nobody was watching).

[Lint Head]

8. Karl Rove will be exposed as gay.

:dem:

[Philosoraptor]

10. And many others.

I've always suspected karl.

[LeftCoast]

20. Living up to your username I see

Unless you pulled a Sen. Wide-stance on Karl Rove you have no clue if he's gay.

Those of us who are gay do not appreciate it when every RW troll is shoved into our camp.

He's straight. He's yours. Get used to it.

[NMMNG]

22. Amen

I'm so sick of this I could puke technicolor.

[VWolf]

9. My prediction

Colonel Mustard
With the crowbar
In the conservatory

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14. Is that Vitter's entry in the black book?

[VWolf]

25. LOL Wouldn't doubt it nt

[DeSwiss]

12. My prediction....

Who: Condi Rice
Did what: resigns Cabinet post to shop for shoes full-time
And the result: no one notices she's gone

[ThomWV]

13. The extent of the warrantless wire tapping program will become known

Nothing will be done about it of course, but it will be disclosed that they are watching every one of us every minue of every day.

[iamahaingttta]

18. I predict that...

President George Walker Bush will be assassinated in October of 2007, and Vice President Richard B Cheney will become president, and use the assassination to grossly curtail our civil liberties by declaring a state of martial law. Iranian operatives will be blamed for the assassination, and a bombing campaign will begin against Iran. Cheney will try to cancel the elections of 2008, but then the military will leak evidence that a group of Cheney cohorts were actually responsible for the assassination. When Cheney tries to overstep his authority as commander in chief, the military will remove him from office, and the speaker of the house will act as president for the remaining months of 2008.




No, I don't want this to happen.

[Javaman]

19. Pick your second tier repuke senator of choice...

He or she will be found in some sort of bizarre compromising position involving either some sort of furry animal, some sort of fringe element hooker, asking or giving favors of someone of the same sex, de-nighing that he or she beat their spouse, stole and/or misappropriated funds or is found in connection with a bad contract from either a real estate contract or one of the Iraqi contractors.

The result will be a statement, which includes but is not limited to: 1) I am not Gay! 2) that was perfectly legal! 3) I love my dog, but am not IN live with my dog 4) we were just kidding around and it went to far 5) I didn't proposition her, I was lending her money 6) She slipped and fell and has in the past do to a long standing medical problem 7) I love my country and that money was for the troops! and lastly, the best repuke reply to date 8) I don't recall remembering.

After which the GOP will do their absolute best to make this senator disappear as quickly as possible.

[Marnieworld]

24. War with Iran

Manufacturing another war with the military already maxed out is scandalous no? :grr: