Washington Journal never fails to give me the biggest laughs of my day

[MrScorpio]

I couldn't write this crap in a million years.

[raccoon]

1. Elucidate, my dear MrScorpio. nt

[MrScorpio]

2. There was some fool who asked the Phoenix mayor if children of illegal aliens were citizens

If the were BORN in the US.

Of course the mayor said yes, under the Constitution.

Then the fool said, "What Constitution? THe 'liberal, socialist, leftist' Constitution?!?"

When the host of all people (because they rarely challenge callers) pointed out that it's in the Constitution, the fool said the same thing.

They eventually cut him off

[Solon]

6. To be honest, I groan rather than laugh, I just have an intolerance for stupidity...

so much so that it probably raises my blood pressure to dangerous levels.

I watch Washington Journal only occasionally, and even called in once, mostly discounting a guy calling for a "hydrogen" economy, talking about all the positives of using hydrogen, and none of the negatives, I pointed out the negatives(energy carrier, not producer), and he actually agreed with me.

[DrDan]

3. I agree . . .

what about that lady who called saying we should all respect Larry Craig's innocence until he is proven guilty.

That cop set him up . . .

We can ignore the guilty plea because he decided to change it.


Obviously a 29%-er.

[raccoon]

4. How 'bout let's call 'em "twenty-niners?"

Maybe somebody can come up with some lyrics about them, to be sung to the tune of "My Darling Clementine." :-)

[DrDan]

5. twenty-niner . . . . constant-whiner . . . .

will never forgive a bush-maligner

(ok - so that was not so good . . . . guess I don't have much of a future as a lyricist . . . )