Have you in your life ever picked up a piece of toilet paper off a floor in a public bathroom?

[NNN0LHI]

We have a Republican Senator who swears he did.

Something doesn't seem quite right.

Don

[Philosoraptor]

1. Sure, that's all I do all freakin' day long, I'm a T paper fetishist.

[Suich]

2. The cop there wasn't a piece of paper on the floor. n/t

[Horse with no Name]

3. No but I stayed in a Holiday Inn last night.

:D

[rateyes]

22. ROFL...

good one. :rofl:

[ChairmanAgnostic]

27. beat me.

oops. I meant. . . .

[rateyes]

33. No thanks....

not that there's anything wrong with that. :evilgrin:

[ChairmanAgnostic]

39. oh deer

in the headlights. that is how Craig looks right about now.

[rateyes]

42. Craig's mugshot:

[Hieronymus]

4. Hell no .. Craig didn't either.

[valerief]

5. People who've shaken his hand must be grossed out. nt

[Philosoraptor]

7. NO ONE will ever shake his filthy hand again......

[jgraz]

6. I did it once and some Republican tried to give me a blowjob

Now I just let it lie there.

[Stephanie]

lol!

:rofl:

[acmavm]

8. Maybe he was doing his part in making America beautiful. One stall at a

time.

[H2O Man]

9. A piece in

another stall, no less.

Kind of lacks the ring of truth, eh?

[Philosoraptor]

10. Maybe his T paper dispenser was empty?

[H2O Man]

14. The "empty dispenser" defense!

It just might work! Oh, wait! He already made his guilty plea. Dang it.

[Horse with no Name]

17. Then why didn't he just ask the guy to pass him some?

I mean, he stared at the guy several times and made eye contact, surely he would have been comfortable asking him to pass a few squares his way?:shrug:

[TahitiNut]

47. Yep. Sure rings true. But he didn't flush. (Ooops!)

:rofl:

That Senate lavatory is gonna be interesting as hell. :evilgrin:

[Mr. Ected]

11. I Think It Was A Piece of Something Else He Was Trying To Pick Up

But it certainly was not toilet paper.

[Philosoraptor]

13. Perhaps it was a bill he was due to vote on, or a piece of legislation.

[H2O Man]

16. Every litter

bit hurts.

[durrrty libby]

12. Repugs are just disgustingly weird in more ways than

one could imagine, and they never make any sense.

[DemGa]

15. Good God No!!

Wow, only a Repug could tell a lie like that!

[stillcool]

18. A DUzy award

in the making ..:rofl:

[evlbstrd]

19. I have.

And lived to tell about it.

[Philosoraptor]

23. I THOUGHT that was you....

[evlbstrd]

30. Now do I get to be on Oprah?

[soothsayer]

20. I might have. I do pick up litter. If it's clean I prolly threw it away.

[porphyrian]

21. Only for something to chew on.

Yeah, no, that's disgusting.

[Philosoraptor]

24. And Larry desperately needs something to chew on.

[porphyrian]

31. It seems he has some kind of needs that aren't being adequately met.

I'm only guessing, I don't know they guy, but I enjoy a good freak show as much as anyone.

[HERVEPA]

25. Can't you spare a square?

[Klukie]

78. Ha Ha...

No I don't have a square to spare!

[in_cog_ni_to]

26. That is the most disgusting thing anyone could do! Never, ever, ever would I pick up TP off a PUBLIC

restroom floor! It just wouldn't even enter my mind and I'm sure it didn't enter Craig's mind either. Cop said there was no paper on the floor.

Nice try, Larry.

[Philosoraptor]

28. PARTICULARLY in the men's room....the ick factor.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

41. and it takes a lot for guys to reach the ick factor.

although there is that one show that approaches is late night, with their stupid stunts.

[H2O Man]

35. Larry was deeply impressed

by the famous commercial with Iron Eyes Cody. Ever since watching it, the sight of toilet paper left thoughtlessly on the floor has brought a tear to his eye. Clearly, this police officer had littered. The good senator had tried to make eye contact, to encourage the cop to pick it up. Didn't work. So he tapped his foot, then pointed to it. The cop panicked, and believed that the senator was about to invoke a citizen's arrest. That is obviously the true story here.

[snappyturtle]

58. What a great premise! I'm surprised Craig hasn't come up with

something of this genre by now!

[rateyes]

29. It was a copy of the Constitution...

he was using it as toilet paper.

[Jed Dilligan]

32. Only to plug open wounds

cause i really want hep c

[Vilis Veritas]

34. No.

But I do chew gum I find under chairs in theaters...

:hide:

[Sukie1941]

36. Shit NO!

[Philosoraptor]

37. Only after dipping my hands in the toilet of course.

[CoffeeCat]

38. Quit picking on the environmentalist!

Sheesh!

Larry Craig saw an "Inconvenient Truth" the night before. He
was desperately worried about global warming and the deforestation
of our planet. He saw that lonely toilet paper square, and he
knew he could make a difference--if only a little one.

He planned to fold up the square, catch his flight, land and then
locate and dash to the nearest recycling center, where his little
square would be used to make teddy-bear wrapping paper.

The man wants to save trees and all you can do is tear him down!!!

[stirlingsliver]

40. A Few Times

I have picked up paper off a public bathroom floor a few times.

EACH time I di it, I ended up really embarrassed.

Someone told me that I had toilet paper stuck on my shoe.

[malaise]

43. Never ever

Who the fugg does that in a public restroom.

[Philosoraptor]

44. Millionaire senators aren't like we simple folk y'know.

[malaise]

46. And I'm really thankful

for that - nasty fucker.

[Duer 157099]

45. I wouldn't pick up *anything* off a public bathroom floor

If my whole purse somehow spilled it's contents on a public restroom stall floor, I'd have to just shrug and maybe kick it all into a corner.

Pick it up??? Oh hell no.

[KoKo]

48. ewwwww! As a female...I'd rather "drip dry" than pick up a piece of

toilet tissue off a Public Restroom Stall floor. But, Craig wasn't in the "stall in a men's room" to "drip dry" but if I was in that situation with a bowel movement...I think I'd just pull up my pants and get a paper towel and go back in and do what I needed to....

But, most females "check the stalls" before they go in to see if there's toilet tissue on the roll left (because we like to be prepared.)

I don't know what men do when they have to clean themselves and there's nothing available. :shrug:

Most men today don't even carry handkerchief's or tissues in their pocket like my Dad and Grandad did...maybe...because they knew there were always "emergencies." Craig is of an age that should be carrying a handkerchief or tissue... He's not a kid who just "takes a dump" and lets his undies take care of it for him.

[CTyankee]

68. My god, yes. I carry purse size wipes. They not only take care of emergencies,

you can clean your hands at any time with them. I have learned not to take any chances...

[madrchsod]

49. ICK!

[Philosoraptor]

50. ONLY if I employ the five second rule.....

[SeattleGirl]

51. No freakin' way!

God knows what's on it, and I don't want it on me! :scared:

[The Backlash Cometh]

52. You know, Don, I knew it was bad, but not this bad. I am much more reluctant

now about allowing a young male in any public bathroom. Not until he learns all the signals so he doesn't do anything inadvertently. And the one thing that never occurred to me is that any gay man would be inconsiderate enough to masterbate over an open urinal, in plain view.

So, taking all that into account, now you ask, can I visualize a man picking up toilet paper from the floor of a public bathroom? Once my mind grasps the reality of what's actually going on in there, yes, sir. Unfortunately, I can.

[HardRocker05]

53. yes, if i was the one who dropped it- but i wouldn't use it. nt

[robinlynne]

54. eeewwwwwwwwwww.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

55. Of Course -

I take it home and make soup out of it.

Mmmmm - toilet paper soup.

[snappyturtle]

56. icky!!!!!!!! I'll put back a box of cereal that's fallen off a shelf but

never anything on a bathroom floor....that's what brooms and rubber gloves are for...right?

[Laura PourMeADrink]

57. only if it's money

[Nimrod2005]

59. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and especially from the stall next to me!!

Stupid mother fucker is lying like the rest of the GOP!

[NoGOPZone]

60. Only accidentally with my shoe

must be my wide stance.

[cgrindley]

61. No, but I've eaten a lot of those huge free mints (nt)

[etherealtruth]

62. I am not thrilled with ...

... the soles of my shoes touching many public restroom floors ... much less, my hand going anywhere near the floor (or any other surfaces) in a public restroom.

Yuck

[rndmprsn]

63. nope

[DemocratSinceBirth]

64. Maybe He Wanted A Memento

eom

[DesertRat]

65. Hell no!

:puke:

[populistdriven]

66. Picked up the roll once lol

pulled off 5' afterwards tho b4 using it

[BattyDem]

67. I would sooner use my undies to wipe, flush them and "go commando" for the rest of the day!

[NC_Nurse]

69. HELL no.

No way. I don't touch anything. Period.
Yes, I'm paranoid.

[mitchum]

70. Hell no...I use my foot on the flush lever and my elbow to turn on the water tap and to push...

the door open.
Those places are filthy.

[HughMoran]

71. No

Bathrooms have cooties everywhere :rofl:

[Kingshakabobo]

72. How long has it been on the floor? More or less than 10 seconds? n/t

[Ratty]

73. And no way I'm touching anybody's foot either!

[Olney Blue]

74. No. There might be a norovirus on it.

[kaygore]

75. Yes--but washed my hands well afterwards. However,

in the case of the Republican senator, I don't think that paper was what he was trying to pick up!

[Liberal_in_LA]

76. I used toilet seat cover to scoop it up and flush so wouldn't gag looking at it

When had not other option for toilet.

[Oilwellian]

77. I avoid public restrooms if at all possible

And I would never dream of picking up anything off of the floor without rubber gloves and a bottle of bleach. Lusty Larry is a liar.

[Ilsa]

79. Isn't that the very first thing you teach your kids when you go out in public? nt

[Philosoraptor]

80. ..............

[DrunkenMaster]

81. You MUST be a Homophobe!

Obviously, anyone who attacks people who have anonymous sex in public bathrooms HATES homosexuals....

[LeftCoast]

82. *RING* *RING*

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