Sexy, verile, presidential...

[Bucky]

Not to mention courageous as he wades heedlessly into verbal combat to stand up for his beliefs!
Come on, Republicans. Nominate this man!

I dare ya!

[1monster]

1. my reaction...

:puke:

You forgot the :sarcasm: icon!

[alfredo]

2. Fire Alarm Fred. His speaking style can empty a room quicker than

a fire alarm.

[porphyrian]

3. Pwaaaaaah! It took a sec for the pic to load, making the timing of the punchline perfect. - n/t

[R_M]

4. Vomit alert!

:puke:

[kenny blankenship]

5. ...and a persistent scent of urine,

as though he might not enjoy an undisputed rule over his personal business any longer, such as when to make water or poo-poos.

(No, that smell you smell is not "Ben Gay" as some have suggested.)

[monmouth]

6. The great debate avoider!!...lol. He is just yucky and I haven't used

that word since high school.

[Tansy_Gold]

7. Virile. V-I-R-I-L-E. Virile. Even if it doesn't apply to Fred.

I'm not usually on spelling police patrol, but this is one word that really, really, really ought to be spelled correctly.


Tansy Gold, former romance novelist who has more than a nodding ;-) acquaintance with virility, enough to know how to spell it and to know Fred Thompson ain't got it.

[DCKit]

15. Since we're describing a Republic, I think "puerile" is the proper word.

Puerile \Pu"er*ile\, a. cf. F. pu<'e>ril.]
Boyish; childish; trifling; silly.
<1913 Webster>

The French have been notorious through generations for
their puerile affectation of Roman forms, models, and
historic precedents. --De Quincey.
<1913 Webster>

Syn: Youthful; boyish; juvenile; childish; trifling; weak.

[BlooInBloo]

16. There's little point in criticizing Americans for their illiteracy.

[Bitwit1234]

8. Oh dear who is he going to get to write his speeches

Sam Waterson, or one of the other evolving D.A.s since they don't stay long.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

9. There's no R and only one E in "vile."

[praeclarus]

10. also quite fragrant ...

... in an Aqua Velvety, cigar smoky, sort of way.

[Gabi Hayes]

11. may I?

[Bitwit1234]

12. EDIT note about Deputy Dawg

He announced today at 4PM that he was going to announce on September 6th. Ho ha what a piece of crap.

[goodhue]

13. He has a Wide Stance

[Withywindle]

14. It is low-class to make fun of someone's physical appearance...

That said, DAYUM! Buggered with every tree branch in the Ugly Forest.

[Faux pas]

17. Just what we need, another SAG member in the white house....

help me Lord.