MIA Hubert Flottz.....he should be here to chime in on the Laughter...I hope he is safe.

[opihimoimoi]

[TomInTib]

1. Hubert was around earlier today.

Funny, I remember that and cannot remember what I had for lunch today.

Maybe I forgot to eat.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. I know, I wish he were here.

It's like when you never see Clark Kent around whenever Superman is doing something amazing.

[Hubert Flottz]

3. I've been takin' care of some medical bidness for a couple of weeks...

but I've still been keeping an eyeball on the prodigal SOB and his 40 million thieves and cronies in the GOP.

The docs are rebooting me and trying to get me ready to rumble. I gotts to go in and let them saw on me again in a couple of weeks. They sawed a little bit the other day. They got me takin' so many pills now that I work up a sweat every morning. They told me they could possibly kill me when they're hacking away next time, but that I shouldn't worry about it. That made me feel a lot better. They lost me in the hospital yesterday. They looked everywhere for me and finally found me in my bed, where I'd been all day.

What are we laughing about today?...I could use a good laugh!

I wonder which hand the honorable Mr Craig wipes with?

Edit...I posted this true political story today, BTW...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=1698536&mesg_id=1698536

[madokie]

4. the other one

hang in there and don't let any one tell you there is anything better than living

[Lars39]

5. Hubert,

you take care, and don't let them use the square needle on ya! :hug:

[JeffR]

7. Hang in there, now!

Sorry you're not well, HF.:pals:

[Hubert Flottz]

11. I'm doing better now Jeff.

Ihave orders to limit my time sitting here o n the PC with my legs down, because it's making my legs swell up and they're afraid I'll get another blood clot. I've got to back off and limit my play periods a little, for a while. Y'all hang in there too and keep the heat turned all the way up on the Scoundrel in Cheap!

I'll drop in when I can...

[opihimoimoi]

6. Dammit Hubert, ya had me worried.....an what is this about sawing chunks off your body?

Damn...

Come, we go laugh at Larry

[Hubert Flottz]

8. Larry the handy man got caught with his hand up something it...

didn't belong. GOPer "Morals" and "Family Values" and "Shit," is something the GOP has plenty of, because they never use any of them up!

I wonder how Scary Larry got out of military service? I think I'm starting to see why the freepers never go anywhere without their Porta-Potties...It's all starting to make sense! All this time I thought the bushit loving freepers were feeding in those porta crappers, but now I'm thinking they simply take their own portable LOVE SHACKS everywhere they roam!

Larry got caught with his drawers all the way down, trying to partake of the personal refrigments of the short arm of the law. Another one bites the dust and who knows what else!

[opihimoimoi]

9. Me thinks he got friends of the scarey kind and is considering a tell all

I think Tom DeLay is on the List...and Bauer too....

I also suspect some dude is gonna show up claiming he got a BJ from Scarey....lol

[Hubert Flottz]

10. I hope a host of dudes show up with tales about Scary Larry.

He's made a political career out of gay bashing and now it's time to pay for his free ride to the top on the backs of others.

The Bible Thumping GOPer Oral Majority SUCKS...and they should have read and retained the part that plainly states...Numbers 32:23, "be sure your sin will find you out."

[hootinholler]

12. Cracked me UP! Republican Love Shacks! ROFL!

There's a photoshop job waiting to happen!

:rofl:

-Hoot

[Hubert Flottz]

13. It just shows to go you!

You can't trust a republican in a shit house with a muzzle on!