Freeper compares Larry Craig to Jesus and Socrates

[cali]

OK, I've refrained from engaging in the Craig threads but this was so funny I almost fell off my chair laughing:

To: LdSentinal

>> He pled guilty. <<

So did Jesus Christ and Socrates. Their "crimes" turned out to be a bunch of hot air as well.


273 posted on 08/30/2007 9:40:33 PM PDT by BillyBoy (FACT: Governors win. Senators DON'T. Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it)

[Tripper11]

1. My only reply can be.....

:freak: :freak: :freak: :freak: :freak:

[radfringe]

2. according to rumors and innuendos

Socrates was gay and Jesus was never married and hung out with a bunch of men

[hobbit709]

3. Let's see now

Socrates's "crime" was subverting the minds of the young.
Jesus's "crime" was basically preaching without a license.
Craig's was trying to get a quickie in a public restroom.
I just can't quite seem to wrap my mind around the premise that these are all the same level.

[cali]

4. And Jesus pled guilty?

Really, I never knew that!

[hobbit709]

5. At best he pled "nolo contendere"

He never admitted or disputed the "charges"

[DemocratSinceBirth]

6. He Pled Guilty Which Is Legally Different Than "No Contest"

eom

[LunaSea]

7. Cool,

I'm Fedexing my Senator some lumber, some hemlock, and a nailgun.....
I'm not that picky.

[cali]

10. LOL!

OK, now I gotta know: Who's your Senator?

[Hersheygirl]

8. Now, there's one sick puppy.

[spindoctor]

9. So Billy Boy is saying that Jesus was full of hot air?

How is that flying with the good folks on FR?
:rofl:

[Ganja Ninja]

11. I love it.

First it was defending a sexual predator Mark Foley. Now they're defending a sexual deviant. This from the crowd that was so righteous and indignant over Bill Clinton's consensual heterosexual extramarital affair. I knew it was all bullshit then and this only helps prove how ridiculous the so call "moral conservatives" really are.

[cali]

12. Yeah, it's pretty funny, but

I don't see being gay as "deviancy".

[Ganja Ninja]

13. I don't see being gay as deviant either.

I would call anonymous bathroom sex deviant.

[ccpup]

15. I suspect in the mind of a Freeper

being gay IS "deviant" ... even for those Freeps on the DL.

(ugh, now I'll be haunted by the frightening thought of Billy Bob and Skeeter heading out back to "work in the garage" :puke: )

[soothsayer]

17. Oh, but that was about LYING, they say. asshats.

[spanone]

14. was Jesus in the stall next to craig????

[soothsayer]

18. Who would Jesus cruise?

[LostInAnomie]

16. Yeah, didn't the Dead Sea Scrolls say that Jesus had a fetish for...

... getting slobbed in the men's room? I thought I read that somewhere.

[Ian David]

19. Is he saying that Senator Craig just wanted to wash the guy's feet? n/t