Guess the number of folds on Fred Thompsons' forehead and win a Kewpie Doll

[NNN0LHI]

[no_hypocrisy]

1. I think it's eight.

[TwilightGardener]

6. Yes--I counted eight, so I voted 10. This man is far too fugly to be Preznit.

[Clark2008]

11. But, sadly, he will be. Sigh.

I have very little confidence the Dems will win the presidency - not with our crop who couldn't appeal to the swing-vote Bubbas if their lives depended on it.

I guess I'll have to concentrate on getting a bigger majority in the House and Senate.

[TwilightGardener]

15. Nope. He's a sick old dog. He won't make it that far.

[tanyev]

20. I cannot imagine having to look at that for four years.

[Synnical]

7. I think so, too n/t

[NNN0LHI]

13. Yea, but I think there is a slight separation in the center so you have to double them?

:rofl:

[Ganja Ninja]

2. 13 same as his shoe size and IQ. n/t

[EST]

3. If it's not a kewpie doll, I don't wanna play.

[kanrok]

4. 666?

[Hekate]

5. "Kewpie Doll"

:hi:

[tridim]

8. Right said Fred is sooooo dreamy!

So much like the Gipper. :eyes:

[eleny]

9. I can't believe that I started trying to count them

And it's not even a slow Friday. I'm totally ashamed of myself.

[Colorado Progressive]

29. lol me too!

[eleny]

30. Hey, hi from Lakewood!

:hi:

[Xipe Totec]

10. I hear that, brain-wise he's a real Shar-Pei n/t

[Lint Head]

12. He looks like a Chertoff with a bigger head.

His mouth is soooooo large. His lips should be bigger. It would give him the Mick Jagger appeal factor, but only around the lips.
I think he is probably saying, "Wanna smell my finger? Guess where it's been?":dem:

[AlCzervik]

14. 1 fold per announcement that he'll make an announcement.

[underpants]

16. He can smuggle refuges in his forehead folds

:bounce:

[YOY]

17. "Ya know, you can fit a shoehorn in a bullfrog's anus but you

can't teach a Carolina mother-in-law to whittle molassas"

This folksy comparison what brought to you by The Republican Party, bringing politics down to a level that makes rednecks feel that they are more "in-the-know."

[TwilightGardener]

23. ...

:spray:

[YOY]

24. If he get's their nomniation, I'll have plenty more.

"It'll be like a gunny sack full o' possum spunk at a Baptist pastor's tearoom jubilee."

:smoke:

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

18. He looks ill

I've watched him on Law & Order, and he's thinned quite a bit since then. He's a couple years younger than Sam Waterston, who looks a LOT younger.

[frogcycle]

19. jumping jimminy he looks bad

how can anyone see him as anything other than a warm (for the moment) body to occupy a chair while the neocons continue their dismantling of the US government as we know it?

The scariest thing about his candidacy is that they'll put another unelectable SOB on the ticket as VP, to call all the shots like cheney, and then run on the "lovable old grandpa" platform like they did with reagan.

Anybody ever stopped to wonder what poppa bush was REALLY doing for those eight years? Was the "office of the vice president" as influential then as it is now, but under better cover?

[Faux pas]

21. Are we counting the actual lines or the lumps between the lines or

both? If it's both, I come up with 13.

[FredScuttle]

22. Here's another recent shot of Frederick of Hollywood on the stump

[Ilsa]

25. The cartoonists will have a field day with him. Those ears,

the jowls, nose, and sometimes he looks like he's carrying a tea saucer in his lower lip.

The pic in the OP is one of the better ones I've seen of him. I don't even want to think how they'll draw Mrs. Booby Thompson.

[alfredo]

26. His public speaking style is verrrrryyyyy lowwww keeeeey.

[frogcycle]

27. likeness

[NNN0LHI]

28. ....