Here are your daily right-wing talking points.

[Bjorn Against]

Freedom isn’t free.

In order to advance the cause of freedom we have to cut taxes.

The Bible teaches us that the Earth is about 6,000 years old.

We know that global warming is nothing to worry about because the Earth has been going through climate cycles for millions of years.

We need to cut the size of government.

We need to greatly increase the size and reach of our government so we can more effectively monitor the phone calls of millions of Americans through Bush’s warantless surveillance program.

If you haven’t done anything wrong then you should not have to worry about the government monitoring your phone or e-mails.

The Bush Administration says they did nothing wrong so they should not have to answer to any subpoenas which are meant for nothing more than digging up dirt on innocent people.

When the Dixie Chicks insult our President they are committing an act of treason and should be banned from the airwaves.

When Ted Nugent threatens to shoot Democratic Presidential contenders with his machine gun he is merely exercising his free speech rights.

When Bill Clinton receives consensual sex he is harming our children so much that we need to have months of Congressional hearings about what exactly he did with that cigar.

When David Vitter goes to a prostitute wearing a diaper it is a private matter that we need not discuss.

We are pro-life and believe and that all human life is sacred.

We support the death penalty and we are willing to bomb the countries which are home to evil-doers to kingdom come.

We are fiscal conservatives and want to reign in government spending.

We need to give Halliburton a bigger contract.

We need to do more to promote marriage.

We need to pass a Constitutional amendment to ensure that not everyone is able to marry.

John Kerry is a flip-flopper.

[NavyDavy]

1. i likey

[DesertRat]

2. Right on. n/t

[jhain]

3. Excellent Compilation

I am committing it to memory so that I can recite it when they come to take me to the detention center, thus proving my innocence.
;-)

[Gregorian]

4. If life were ONLY about money, I'd be a Republican.

What a great post!

This is really necessary. I let these obvious things just go without paying much attention to them.

[treestar]

5. Applause!

Great job organizing that, and the last line is superbly ironic!

:yourock:

[bos1]

6. this one kills me

The Bible teaches us that the Earth is about 6,000 years old.
We know that global warming is nothing to worry about because the Earth has been going through climate cycles for millions of years.

[InternalDialogue]

7. K&R

Simple. True. The best combination.

:thumbsup:

[2008]

8. that's a keeper

bookmarked, recommended

[Plucketeer]

9. Love it!

Love it! Love it! Thanks! ;)