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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 09:17 AM
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Scientists say Viagra can help with jet lag. Source: Harper's Findings
What are the consequences? Will female stewardesses suffer?
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Turbineguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 09:20 AM
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1. Jet lag.
It's all in your head. The big one that is.
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 09:20 AM
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2. How come my tray table won't go down all the way? n/t
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 09:21 AM
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4. Upright position?
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 11:13 AM
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15. "May I have a seat belt extension? Or two?"
:rofl:
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Cooley Hurd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 09:21 AM
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3. "Viva Viagra..."
Your earworm for the day...;)

(I HATE that ad!)
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 09:23 AM
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5. Here's a career opportunity for Larry Craig.
He could become the airlines' public face for jet lag relief.

"Hi. Larry Craig here. Whenever I'm at the airport I make sure to have plenty of Viagra on hand. It significantly reduces the effects of jet lag, you know." Etc.

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MindPilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 10:18 AM
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8. Larry thought they said "jet SAG". n/t
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 10:54 AM
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10. I'd like to see Craig resign for the long string of abominable votes in the
U.S. Senate.

I don't care what he does at airports.

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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 09:27 AM
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6. Well, duh.
:evilgrin:
rocknation
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MindPilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 10:15 AM
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7. Too bad this little bit of knowledge was not available to Rush
"No, th-th-they are for jet lag."
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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 11:01 AM
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13. LOL! That was my first thought too.. almost
I was gonna say "wonder how long before Rash tells his freaks listeners that that's the reason he had the viagra with him. He was testing this out in a scientific experiment (which also explains why it was in his doctor's name, of course) but it was a secret and he couldn't tell the public, but that's why he didn't get jailed over it."...

Sounds like some BS that the big turd would say...
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 10:22 AM
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9. Sounds like some husband had to explain to his wife why he had a bottle of
Viagra in his luggage upon return from a business trip.
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DemocratSinceBirth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 10:55 AM
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11. I Like The Part Where It Says If You Get An Erection For Four Or More Hours Call A Doctor
I'm calling my girlfriend...

-:)
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 11:14 AM
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16. Hell ... call ALL your girlfriends!
:rofl: :evilgrin: :rofl:
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jzodda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 10:56 AM
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12. O no now we can see more TV commercials.
Thank the Gods for TIVO!
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 11:12 AM
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14. "female stewardesses"???
(1) Redundant.
(2) They're called flight attendants (or F light at tend ants).
(3) Why only 'female'?

(Puzzling.) :dunce:

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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 12:09 PM
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17. I'll bet it can, I'll bet it can. Wink, wink, say no more.
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