ck4829
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Sat Sep-01-07 10:32 AM
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One gay couple has gotten married in Iowa |
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So, I'm curious:
Has God rained fire down upon that state yet? Has anyone decided to divorce because of what this one couple did? Have any box turtles proposed to anyone yet?
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CoffeeCat
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Sat Sep-01-07 10:36 AM
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1. Dogs and cats living together... |
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...mass hysteria!
I'm a married hetero Iowan, and since this ruling I've been passionately attracted to my neighbor Sheila. I no longer find my husband attractive and I'm considering destroying my family and convincing several other married women in our cul-de-sac to destroy their marriages also.
Moreover--I have no desire to play BUNCO anymore or attend my local book club. I just want to run in the streets naked with other women declaring that the family unit is dead.
Other than that, the new ruling appears to have had no impact.
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TahitiNut
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Sat Sep-01-07 10:43 AM
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2. (Hmmm...) Sounds like it's time to visit Iowa, if only to watch. |
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Maybe Iowa will see an 'upsurge' (so to speak) in tourism?
:rofl:
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Sat Sep-01-07 10:45 AM
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3. For a few hours, Iowa stopped being the most boring state in the country |
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Oh well...knw it couldn't last.
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Sat Sep-01-07 04:44 PM
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4. Is it really the most boring state in the country? |
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I've lived here all of my life, and I've never been bored.
It's interesting what people think about Iowa. I find it amusing. Someone once asked me if we had electricity. I said, "Why would we need electricity in log cabins when we have oil lamps?".
No seriously...
I struck up a conversation in the Detroit airport with someone. Upon learning that I was from Iowa she said, "You're from Iowa?? Oh my gosh!! Do you know Eugene???" She gave me no last name and looked at me like I was nuts because I didn't know who she was talking about.
That's what I'm talking about people...
"We were never being boring...cause we were never being bored". ----Pet Shop Boys
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TahitiNut
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Sat Sep-01-07 04:55 PM
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5. I've never seen land used so carefully in any other state. |
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While I only traveled (by motorcycle) down the east side of the state, I clearly remember farmlands that were tilled and planted right up to the edge of the road. I remember how little litter there was. I remember how carefully kept the homes were.
The only place I've seen land more carefully kept was in Switzerland. No litter. Cows don't have flies. Everything is tended and painted.
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