My Sunday Morning Revelation: Vitter and the shitter...

[Hubert Flottz]

How did Dave Vitter survive running the political gauntlet when lesser varmints did not?

My theory is that the GOPers on Capitol Hill could each and every one, relate to Dave's diaper dilemma, simply because they're all in the same sinking, stinking, boat. Yes they've all been wearing shitty diapers, because they have to a man, been living in mortal fear. That's right, afraid that their high moral standing and their untarnished family values and shit, will all be sucked down the tube in one fell swoop, by a fellow GOPer senator, whom I'll not name at this juncture, might be hanging out in the senate shitter, just waiting and watching for an unsuspecting victim, such as a Junior Senator or a senate paige, to stop in for a wee crapp.

We all know that the typical GOPer feels absolutely no remorse, about stepping on a few toes to get anything and everything they want anytime, anywhere. I think there has been too much toe tapping and tap dancing in every whorehouse, shithouse and henhouse across America, for far too long. It's time to elect people we can trust, when little Billy needs to go take a crap, or when the chickens come home to roost, or bye gosh, when the shit hits the fans.

(My name is Hubert and I don't approve of the GOP's bogus morality!)

[KharmaTrain]

1. Power Politics...Greed Trumps All

When it comes to keeping what dwindling power they have left, the GOOP looks the other way on Vitter cause Blanco would name a Democrat to that seat...while Craig is in a "ruby red" state and whomever is selected now gets a leg up on next year's election...clean and clear of all the lingering dirt that had followed Craig in that state for years.

The thrill sex mess aside, this is about maintaining the fillibuster...Vitter's vote is needed, Craig's wasn't. Also, dare I say, it's not the sex, but the "real crime". Craig was pinched and plead guilty...and his conviction holds a lot more importance than Vitters, that wasn't. Vitter's actions were illegal, but no charges have been brought...and that's something the folks in Louisiana should be asking about as well as others who see not just a double-standard here, but politics as well.

[Hubert Flottz]

2. Right...

The Senator gripes about the sting operation that netted him and then on the other side of the coin, thinks it okay for the cops to entrap and arrest anyone in America for making deals with prostitutes.

If you or I got caught making deals with prostitutes, we'd be arrested on the spot. Vitter admits his guilt and NOTHING happens. Something smells worse that Vitter's pampers, about the entire Vitter mess!