On the plane ride over, he ..........

[Stinky The Clown]

The poll is just a few lame ones that came off the top of my head.

You're encouraged to add your own.

On the plane ride over, he ..........

[Lars39]

1. 6 thru 9 all probably happened.

[Donkeykick]

2. On the plane ride over, he ..........

tried to read a book, but put it down when he found out there was no pictures in it.

[panader0]

3. "Press corpse" I like that one

[Graybeard]

4. He asked where the "Mission Accomplished" sign would be.

"Can I fly in on a jet again? Can I wear that cod-piece again? Aw...you guys won't let me have any fun any more!"

[Lint Head]

5. On the plane ride over he made jokes about Katrina victims,

not finding WMD, he farted and then went, "He, he." :dem:

[lonestarnot]

6. Tried to figure out which way is Iran.

(inside joke for early morning posters) heh

[lpbk2713]

7. Played with his new iPhone.

... but gave up when he couldn't find Pac-Man on it.

[Mnemosyne]

8. Previewed tapes from Abu Ghraib and

masturbated with Rummy.

[hootinholler]

9. Press corpse!

:rofl:

-Hoot

[TankLV]

10. He farted and expected everyone else to applaud...

[BrklynLiberal]

11. Rubbed his hands together gleefully anticipating the warm and cheering reception from the soldiers..

:silly: :crazy:

That is how tenuous his hold on reality is...and how confident his aides are that they can make sure that the Emperor is never told that he is naked..

[uppityperson]

12. drank

[Virginia Dare]

13. Drank a fifth of J.D., then slept like a baby...n/t

[MiniMe]

14. Had a dream about Snakes on the Plane and woke up with Craig beside him

[Stinky The Clown]

15. Oh maaaaaan .... that's bad on sooooo many levels!

:rofl:

[MiniMe]

17. Of course it is

:evilgrin:

[Neshanic]

16. Masturbated, while his GI Joe collection dolls surrounded him and told him he was "fabulous".

[Swamp Rat]

18. LOL!

Lot of good choices. :D