Needed: Locksmith to change locks. Please report to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, DC

[Tom Joad]

Must hurry before unlawful tenant returns.

Reward:
Saved Planet.

[malaise]

1. What a sweet post

K & R :D

[lonestarnot]

2. HURRY!

[niyad]

3. YES!!!

unfortunately, darth cheney probably has the keys

[lonestarnot]

4. Not for the lock that we'll be putting on.

[CGowen]

5. ?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

9. haaaa

:rofl:

[Bluebear]

6. Also, an interior designer STAT to get rid of all the tacky shit.

Like the "crowns" above the bed:

"The pièce de résistance, both decoratively and symbolically, will be a carved bed canopy in the shape of a crown. It too has been sent for gilding. When affixed to the ceiling, the crown will support yards of regal purple satin over white lace, both trailing to the floor....

Gilded crowns and royal colors strike an unusual note in a house carefully stage-managed to symbolize the democracy. Neither element would have been acceptable to George Washington, who was advised to surround himself only with things that were "substantially good and majestically plain." Eagles were fine in "the President's House." Allusions to monarchy would have been anathema."

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A48972-2004Sep24.html

[tbyg52]

7. Eeeeewwwwwwww.

Well, *that* should have been a big heads-up, right up front.

[windbreeze]

8. ABSOLUTELY....a must do....

what a visual that was...wb

[lonestarnot]

10. Did we get to them in time?