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maseman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 04:11 PM
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What ever happened to Rev. Ted Haggard?
You know the evangelical mega-church pastor who was on crystal meth and was doing that very studly male escort person.

Did he get un-gayified in that queer reversal program? Is he back preaching to the flock with all sins forgiven? Still married?
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 04:12 PM
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1. He moved to a halfway house in Arizona & is asking for donations.
Edited on Mon Sep-03-07 04:12 PM by Bluebear
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niyad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 04:27 PM
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6. we suggested that he put his mcmansion up for sale--$700k could take care of a LOT of families for
several years.
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NoodleBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 04:16 PM
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2. he lives in Arizona now, because what we need is one more
crazy lunatic right-wing religious nut with a serious messiah complex.
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Ezlivin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 04:19 PM
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3. He's trying to convince his wife that the Missionary Position has a backdoor
Yelling "Go Greek!" when he climaxes hasn't helped.

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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 04:19 PM
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4. i think he found himself and got all T3h G3y purged from his soul
apparently you can do that.
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hisownpetard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 04:25 PM
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5. I hear he's been accepted and is a freshman at the Martha Raye Dental School. n/t
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 04:31 PM
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7. You can send him money via a registered sex offender in Hawaii.
Cenk, I think, mentioned that. Maybe it was Randi.
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Crunchy Frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 04:34 PM
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8. This youtube video tells all about it.
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 04:38 PM
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9. University of Phoenix?
Edited on Mon Sep-03-07 04:42 PM by MichaelHarris
Didn't someone tell him you don't need to move to Phoenix to go to the University of Phoenix? All he needed was a computer, then he could be on "To Catch a Predator".
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Olney Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 04:48 PM
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10. I found this link.
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Sarah Ibarruri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 04:52 PM
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11. He's asking for money. I KID YOU NOT! nt
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Rosemary2205 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 04:57 PM
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12. yes, he did get un-gayified - in 3 weeks no less.
Jerry Falwell issued a proclaimation (before his death, not after) that Pastor Ted is all straightened up and right with God.

Praise the Lord.
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maseman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 07:31 PM
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16. Wow!
Haggard got "clean" before Lindsey Lohan. I figured coke was easier to get off of then gay sex and meth.
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tularetom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 05:23 PM
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13. I heard he was in a stall in the minneapolis airport
tapping his feet like crazy (but not in a gay way).
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stop the bleeding Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 05:32 PM
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14. !
:spray:
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 06:00 PM
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15. He got better
:sarcasm:
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