the supreme falwell irony

[historian]

So mr falwell, the purchaser of tickets for direct entry into heaven, has now died and we can assume he went to his heaven. He is now, and will for all eternity, be sitting on a cloud playing a harp. The irony is that he is really pissed cause if he had been a muslim he could be having orgies and what not for eternity. Ah the delicious irony of it all

[donheld]

1. we can assume he went to his hell

:bounce:

[Prophet 451]

2. We don't want the bastard either

I'm a Satanist. If Falwell turns up in our neck of the woods, we're just going to deposit him outside the Pearly Gates again.

[Hubert Flottz]

3. He will be the angel with the wide GOPer stance.

[zeemike]

4. He met Jesus after his death

And he went up to him and asked for a seat next to him.
And Jesus said "Depart from me for I never knew you, You were giving a chance to preach my gospel to the world and you taught them to do just the opposite of what I said."
Now normally he would be borne again as a big fat toad ( I believe in reincarnation) for such a breach of trust, but Jesus has mercy and sent him to be borne in Iraq to see if he could do something with that life.