The funniest thing in the world .... ever .....

[Stinky The Clown]

.....would be ......

Incoherent George leaves his pResidency. He signs with a speakers' bureau. He sets the stipend at 75 large.

Nobody calls.

[madokie]

1. it might happen

[bluerum]

2. Are you kidding. He will be the hottest ticket at klan rallies and skin-head

festivals around the world.

He speaks the lingo and shares similar political views.

[Earth_First]

3. So, in all reality...

for $75 grand I could host this dipshit to speak at 'my' engagement? With over 100+ registered users at DU, each coughing up a buck...

I'd call...

[billyoc]

10. We're having a little soiree and we'd love to have you, Mr. President...

[Buns_of_Fire]

14. Dibs on the rotten tomato concession!

[Olney Blue]

4. He eventually lowers it to $49.50. Still, no one calls.

:nopity:

[TwilightGardener]

15. What if he throws in a SECOND speech, and a handy set of kitchen knives, AND

a vegetable peeler, all for the low low price of 19.95?

[Stinky The Clown]

16. Ginsu George

Maybe he could even get a teevee gig hosting infomercials.

You could be REALLY fucked up at 4 AM and actually understand him. Of course, he'd be talking 'democracy for all' and you'd be hearing how not to bogey a blunt.

[zabet]

5. He could set the price at

15 large and not get called. He has had to slash
the price on the paid photo ops due to lack of
sales. :rofl:

[angrycarpenter]

6. no matter how much he gets

bill clinton will get more

[MichiganVote]

7. How the hell can this guy be delusional enough to believe anyone wants him as a speaker?

More evidence of his absolute delusional world. After the presidency *, your social and political capitol is gone asshole.

[Blackhatjack]

8. He will hit up the Saudis, and Rev Moon, just like his Daddy.... n/t

[BattyDem]

9. They won't pay him to speak, but ...

they might pay him to sit in one of those carnival dunk tanks for a few hours. :P

[Olney Blue]

12. Now you're talkin!

:rofl:

[Canuckistanian]

22. LOL, I'm in!

I'd be there for hours.

[colinmom71]

24. Especially if the dunk tank is filled....

With the water from the floods in New Orleans after Katrina...

[baldguy]

11. Oh, they'd call.

Some of the 22% think that when they hear bush speak, they're hearing the voice of God.

[tabasco]

13. Lest we forget......the elite reich-wingers have all the money.

All these dumbass "think tanks" and "heritage institutes" and all their freaking country clubs and "have-more" get-togethers. They will pay Chimpie to babble nonsense just to keep from being embarrassed by Clinton. 75 grand is walking-around money for these people.

[sakabatou]

17. Huh?

[morningglory]

18. HHHHHHHHHHooooooooo! Hahahahah...

whoooooooooooooeeeeee...!!! (Gasp)Good one, Husb! Oh, worth emailing to the relatives...

[spanone]

19. he's made a lot of people rich, they will reciprocate

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. 'All right, George, we'll pay you the 75 grand

but just to take a bow from the audience. If you want to say anything, it's 50 bucks. Okay, okay, and cab fare... what? All right, you can take home whatever buffalo wings are left over. Jesus!"

[pansypoo53219]

21. sorry

he will always have at least 10% of the 'true believers' and they shall fawn and shower the turd with $$$.

[autorank]

23. He could specialize in speaking in tongues. Or a Bush - Gannon duo.

From religious reverie to a Vegas-like twistoid review.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

25. Now Appearing at the Norm Crosby Amphitheater in Branson....

:D