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[Kadie]

U.S. President George W. Bush gestures at a joint news conference with Australian Prime Minister John Howard ahead of the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) summit September 5, 2007. REUTERS/Will Burgess (AUSTRALIA)

[Subdivisions]

1. "This is how big of a dick I am!"

[silverojo]

9. We have a winner, LOL!

That's not how BIG his dick is, just how big of a dick HE is. :rofl:

[kitty1]

2. My Daddy's fish was a helluva lot bigger than Putins...n/t

[Aviation Pro]

3. I'm an asshole....

...and I'm proud of it.

Cue Leary..... http://youtube.com/watch?v=DLxBsLbofec

[maseman]

5. This is the size of my mom's ego

[Solly Mack]

4. "Come to daddy"

[lyonn]

6. A come to Jesus moment

"Welcome all ya worshipers, I'm here to save ya"

[AlCzervik]

7. "My bullet proof perp box at the Hague will be about this size"

Yeah i wish!

[BringEmOn]

8. I WILL ascend into heaven, I will exalt my throne above the stars of God...

I WILL sit also upon the mount of the congregation, in the sides of the north: I WILL ascend above the heights of the clouds; I WILL be like the most High. Isaiah 14:12-14

[Ghost in the Machine]

10. I only told a lie *this big* to start a war in Iraq....