Dennis Miller is still an unfunny tool

[Vinnie From Indy]

HE looks like shit on Jay Leno. He is also acting very strange even for him. He must be losing it.

[Snarkoleptic]

1. Plus he has tiny hands and we all know what that means...

he's a staunch repug.
And has a micro-tool.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

2. He must have just realize that he sold his soul, and name, for a few bucks that

he's probably already spent.

[snowbear]

3. Is Dennis Miller still alive?

I thought the SOB was dead.. Shows what I know.

[Vinnie From Indy]

4. He kinda looks like a cadaver on Leno

[mitchtv]

5. Not dead, close,

doing the Indian Casinos:rofl:

[AlCzervik]

6. when i went to Las Vegas he was playing at a casino way off the strip and the tickets

were way cheap. No i didn't go.

[melody]

14. I noticed he was playing beautiful Jean, Nevada! lol

Probably along with the Righteous Brothers Revival and some 1980s one-hit wonder.

[Liberal_in_LA]

7. I can't stand his smarmy voice with that laugh, also hate his nonstop obscure references.

like he thinks he's so damn smart.

[Botany]

8. So what is wrong w/ Peloponnesian War factoids?

The man is a tool

[Liberal_in_LA]

12. Yeah, that's an example. I can only stand 3 minutes then have to change the channel.

[Lex]

9. He mispronounces about 25% of his obscure references.

He is such a tool.

[Liberal_in_LA]

13. He's on our rightwing radio station here in LA, same channel as Dennis Prager.

[YOY]

10. He's so (adjective) he makes (Historical Reference) look like (Popculture Reference)'s (Noun).

Aw sh*t, I've broken the formula to the genious that is Dennis Miller comedy. Hope he doesn't have it copyrighted...

[Hawaii Hiker]

11. He was funny at one time - say back in 1994

No one has been given as many chances to fuck up in show-biz as that asshole Dennis Miller has....Flopped TV show on FOX, some awful movies like "The Net", "Murder at 1600", etc., complete disaster on MNF....

What else can you fuck up Dennis?

[mitchtv]

15. Wasn't he in "Bordello of Blood"?

speaking of shining examples of the art.

[Hawaii Hiker]

17. That's right, I forgot about Bordello of Blood!

I'm a sucker for horror films, & that one wasn't very good...

[Forkboy]

18. Scariest thing about that movie was Corey Feldman trying to act.

:scared:

[Netbeavis]

16. he used to be funny...

I used to be a fan of his on SNL and other HBO specials, but he lost his game.

Now he just seems bitter and has joined the bitter old men's club being a regular on Fox.

[lpbk2713]

19. Losing it? ..... He never had it.

The only gigs he gets these days are car wash openings. :rofl:

[Liberal_in_LA]

20. Bump! Dennis miller deserves a 2nd day of criticism.

[mitchum]

21. He now can only afford coke cut with some really bad shit

[HughMoran]

22. He's been angry a lot the past few years

He went all right-wing and then got angry that people don't like him any more.

Doesn't he know that being a hateful ass-hole isn't funny?