Southerners-How is your local high school dog-fighting team lookin' this year?

[underpants]

Think they'll take district?

Ya think that sweet little thing down at the Piggly Wiggly/Food Lion/ Big Star will be homecoming queen this year like her momma was?

I done heard some good stuff 'bout that boy come from out by the bypass























:sarcasm:

Apparently this "small world" isn't so small after all. Or maybe it is since people sitting in a TV study in New York City just know all about us. :eyes:

[Clark2008]

1. ROFLMAO!

:rofl:

My old high school team could win the national championship this year - their pits are THAT good.

:rofl:

[flvegan]

2. They aren't "Pitt High" for nothing.

:thumbsup:

[Drifter]

3. Lets hear it for the ....

Rabid Cock-a-Poos.

Cheers
Drifter

[Heidi]

4. We "well-bred girls" weren't allowed to attend dog fights

without an escort.

[Clark2008]

5. And girdles...

[Heidi]

7. May I remind you that it is extremely

unseamly unseemly to allude to the "foundations" of southern female culture?

[Clark2008]

9. So I guess mentioning an

"over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder" out of the question, ain't it?

:7

[Heidi]

12. One man's boulder is another man's

Rock of Ages, as we genteel, demuring, dogfight-attendin' women like to say.

[Clark2008]

14. Yea-up.

And are we speaking of the Christian hymn or the Def Leppard song? Both of which are popular down in these here parts.

:)

[Heidi]

18. I'm afraid I must excuse myself from all mixed discussion of

"down in these here parts," so as not to besmirch my virtue.

Oh. Wait. Virtue?

[Jacobin]

6. .

A study by Chicago police department of 332 people arrested on crimes linked to dog-fighting and other animal abuses between 2001 and 2004 found those involved were predominantly male (91%) and "a strikingly large percentage are members of criminal street gangs" (59%). The sport was imported from England and Ireland to New York and Boston in the early 1800s, but became a passion in southern states.

The indictment details vicious training techniques, contests from Alabama to New York city, $26,000 (£13,000) bets on the dogs and the execution, usually with a gun, of those judged to be not aggressive enough or who lost fights. The dogs had names such as Maniac, Big Boy and Trouble.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,,2155939,00.html

Yes, clearly a Southern form of cruelty and deviance.

[Clark2008]

11. Is that Chicago, Mississippi, by chance?

:rofl:

[Jacobin]

15. It must be

I don't think people in the north would tolerate this kind of thing. It's just too, too, well, you know, its just too much.

:eyes:

[Bryn]

16. .

"The sport was imported from England and Ireland to New York and Boston in the early 1800s, but became a passion in southern states."



Probably transplanted Yankees in the South? Like Bush and Cheney :P

[Bryn]

8. LOL I was about to bite your head off

hahahahaha very funny :spank:

[Mutineer]

10. Wait til the New York/East Coast Elites

find out about "cock fighting".

[JohnnyLib2]

21. Heh heh, you said cock on the internet.

That genteel lady has probably swooned.

[RB TexLa]

13. We still have cockfights on Saturday nights in Louisiana and no law is going to change that

just like when the feds made us pass a 21 year drinking age. The cockfighting law will be enforced about as much as that one is. You wanted a law, there we passed a law, glad to have made you Americans happy about yourselves.

[JohnnyLib2]

17. To hell with dogs. It's roosters in KY.

But we keep it quiet. All that experience with moonshine, y'know.

[MazeRat7]

19. Hey now that I've got AC in my ride, I wont miss a one (pic included)

:sarcasm:

[underpants]

20. I'd put one in mines, I would, but it would mess wiff ma downdraft

[razors edge]

23. Why doncha bring er by the house

some time and take me for a spin.

[alfredo]

22. Our's made it to the regionals, but hunting season got in the way.

We needed them out in the fields.

[eleny]

24. Wait a minute....

I'm still not finished blaming the south for my husband's online Nascar passion.



K&R, btw.