"She can be my date," the president said, reaching out his left hand to touch Rice's arm...

[kpete]

Bush: 'She Can Be My Date'
Wednesday, September 05, 2007

By TOM RAUM, Associated Press Writer

SYDNEY, Australia — Condoleezza Rice has been President Bush's foreign policy tutor, sports buddy, national security adviser and his secretary of state.

Bush came up with a new designation Wednesday at a dinner in his honor.

"She can be my date," the president said, reaching out his left hand to touch Rice's arm as they stood before the cameras at a dinner hosted by Prime Minister John Howard and his wife Janette at their residence, Kirribilli House .

First lady Laura Bush had stayed back in Washington, saying a pinched nerve prevented her from taking long flights.

more at:
http://www.foxnews.com/wires/2007Sep05/0,4670,BushapossDate,00.html

[Bluebear]

1. Her skin tensed with his touch. Was this what she - they - had longed for for so long?

[ComerPerro]

2. Then, their eyes met. She found herself getting lost in his empty, soulless eyes.

[Bluebear]

5. As he inched closer, ever so closer to her quivering flash, he knew it was time to Decide.

[ComerPerro]

8. He looked directly at her as he spoke, and said, boldly, "I will have the steak"

had to cut that off before I :puke:

[Bucky]

10. She unzipped and revealed her "steak" to which he referred...

(In tonight's episode, the character of Dr. Rice will be played by Miss Ann Coulter)

[Occulus]

17. He patted it twice and said

"Heck of a job, Brownie..."


:spank: me for saying that.

[shain from kane]

18. George Bush as Fergus and Condi Rice as Dil in "The Crying Game".

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

11. "Oh my" she said, looking at him with her hooded eyes, those reptilian eyes he so admired,

she uttered almost soundlessly..."sir, ioin for me too..." Her tongue darted out then, as only Condi's could. That always made him break into a sweat.....

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[MuseRider]

22. Eww Eww Ewwwww

People please! Get me a bucket already. :puke:

[Buns_of_Fire]

25. Come on, you guys. Get to the bodice-ripping part!

I can see the cover now. Boosh*, with long, flowing hair like Fabio, his pectorals glisting after clearing brush and cleaning the stables; 'Leezza, his consort, at his feet properly swooning at his MANLY-MANliness, while he searches out her yearning lips...

Geez, you guys. I'm going to have nightmares for a week, now.

[shain from kane]

3. He's feeling a surge in his pants. n/t

[ComerPerro]

7. and yet the surge just doesn't seem to be working as intended.

[Kahuna]

24. A lot of clever responses on this thread. But yours....

:applause:

[Danieljay]

4. Jeebus. I just had lunch people. Bush 'doing tears' and crying on God's shoulderss and all...

nauseating.

:puke:

[grasswire]

9. oh what a great laugh

thanks, folks.

[tanyev]

12. We need a DUzy for Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble.

Excellent work!

:toast:

[AspenRose]

14. This has been another fine presentation from Mad Libs

Gosh, will I be able to keep my dinner down now?

[uppityperson]

21. Indeed, very good worK!

[Occulus]

23. That's a DUzy right there

Would anyone appreciate a DUzy trophy? I could make one in Blender...

[iconoclastic cat]

13. Ya know, I wouldn't want Bush as a dept. store Santa. nt

[DeSwiss]

15. Well, someone was going to. Might as well be me!

[shain from kane]

20. "We'll always have Sydney." n/t

[Orsino]

16. If all the rumors are true...

...this was a huge slap in the face for the First Lady.

[Tesla]

19. Especially since there have always been those that wonder.....

like me!