Here's actual proof that Bush cries and suffers as president

[Poiuyt]

[BrklynLib at work]

1. [puke]

He was probably peeling onions. That is only way I can imagine him actually having real tears falling down his cheeks.

[XemaSab]

2. onions in the martini

n/t

[flying_wahini]

3. gag me.

ick. talk about crocodile tears.

[AlCzervik]

thats vodka.

[hlthe2b]

4. broke his hidden pint of Jack... that's all...

Tears or no tears, "someone's gonna pay!"

[no_hypocrisy]

5. Condi won't return his phonecalls.

[Mojambo]

6. I don't know. It's always looked like he's having a swell time to me.

[karlrschneider]

7. His face is leaking ethanol.

...

[Lobster Martini]

8. It's Chief Iron Eyes Cody! What happened, did he see some litter?

(I hope someone else here is old enough to remember the crying Indian...)

[Warren DeMontague]

9. I told you. He gets drunk and watches "Benji".

Turns on the spigots, every time.

[Blue_In_AK]

10. Visine. n/t

[wuushew]

11. Bush decries Exxon Valdez Spillage of "Precious, Precious Oil"

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46489

[Dollface]

12. Cheney just told him there are still two parties and both have cash bars.

[wakemeupwhenitsover]

13. He's not crying & suffering as much as me.

Let alone the families of the dead & wounded.

[pacalo]

14. What a fake (and an idiot)...when someone cries, the tears come from the inside corner of the eye

nearest to the nose -- not the outside corner of the eye!