Can you feel the excitement?

[Patsy Stone]

Thankfully, now that Fred's all in, the campaign season can begin in earnest!

I don't know about you, but I feel a tingling down to my toes about the energy, hope, and joy Fred will bring to this election season.

Electrifying in his staid boringness, but with a totally hot wife, Fred's ready to see his vision of 1954 brought to the America he loves so much.

The world has been waiting; now it can exhale. Thank you, Fred. Thank you for bringing your grumpy old man charisma into a race already filled with so many other grumpy old men. Your ideas seem as fresh as a Lawrence Welk rerun.

[AlCzervik]

1. Fred/sloth 08 because America needs a nap!

:D

"grumpy old man charisma "
:rofl: :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

11. "Because America needs a nap!"

:spray:

:hi:

[Beerboy]

28. America needs a nap!

:thumbsup: Here's mine: Vote Fred, because the 50s were just too gay!

[Buzz Clik]

2. Another wrinkley, old white man. Whoopee.

[pinto]

3. Lawrence Welk would be a great write in candidate for Republicans.

Oh wait...he's not just politically brain dead...he's really, really dead.

Never mind.

:silly:

[Patsy Stone]

4. And that matters because?

I don't think half the voters would know.

[Homer Wells]

5. What really makes my head explode

is that so damn many of these Thompson supporters are seemingly confusing the role of the District Attorney on his TV series "Law and Order" that he plays, with the man himself.

I am reminded of the soap opera addicts who have attacked the people who play certain reprehensible characters on the various afternoon dramas, thinking these actors ARE the characters they play.

QUESTION: Is America Stupid
Answer: Apparently, YES
:banghead:

[eleny]

6. If only I could stop falling asleep at the sight of him

He makes me think of robes 'n slippers - and the fragrance of after shave lotion covering up his special geezer odor.

[Patsy Stone]

7. Absotively!

I'll bet he already has a special spot for the La-Z-Boy picked out in the Oval Office.

[eleny]

16. I can see the photoshops in the days ahead

And can hardly wait!!!

[Shine]

8. Do I, perchance, detect a note of sarcasm??

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

12. Maybe a tad.

:)

[AZBlue]

9. I'm all abuzz!

[Shine]

10. heheh.

:rofl:

[Gregorian]

13. Oh, hold on. I was just in the middle of something.

It would work well with this thread.

[Patsy Stone]

17. Oh!

That is perfect! Thanks.

:rofl:

[frogcycle]

14. to really make your heart go pitty pat...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=103&topic_id=305987&mesg_id=305987

[spanone]

15. he's sooooooooooooo sexy and that's what america really neeeeeds

:sarcasm:

[bleever]

18. Finally, America can turn its attention to

Fred's soporific litany of platitudes, and the promise of his wife's cleavage.

All is well, and all will be well, in the garden.

[Patsy Stone]

20. Aw.

[lonestarnot]

19. I feel the excrement myself.

[Patsy Stone]

21. So what you're saying is

You can feel the excrement.

[lonestarnot]

24. That's what I was saying yes.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

22. All hail the Jowls of Apathy!

[sandnsea]

23. A one and a two, and

shall we dance floozy, er, wait a minute, First Ladies weren't Floozies in the Fifties!!

[Cleita]

25. Do I detect some sarcasm in your post?

Yes, he's exactly what the GOP needs to show how hip and cool they are.

[opihimoimoi]

26. It will take some doing to make the dude LOOK SOUND WALK GOOD

[Raine]

27. Don't be insulting Lawrence Welk

his repeats are more interesting than Thompson's overhypped and drawn out annoucement. :boring: