Looking for a book...War for Dummies

[Freedomofspeech]

I was never in favor of the invasion of Iraq, and I cried as people cheered watching Baghdad being bombed. We invaded the country for no apparent reason, we have lost nearly 4000 soldiers and over 25,000 maimed for life, not forgetting those with unspeakable mental disorders. Then there are the countless thousands of Iraqi people killed, millions who have fled THEIR country, and all of the homeless still in the country. Now our administration is pissed at Iran for sending weapons to Iraq, and we are about to invade that country.
All this while the citizens of this once great country continue to shop (as * told them to), and go on their merry way. I really don't get it, and someone needs to explain all of this to me. That is why I am looking for a copy of "War of Dummies", you know the one written by * and Cheney. If you have a copy, could I please borrow it? I am a librarian, so I will return it on time. Thank you.