mdmc
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Thu Sep-06-07 10:15 AM
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What would you do if you were Larry Craig? |
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Edited on Thu Sep-06-07 10:22 AM by mdmc
I wouldn't resign. I would come out of the closet and be a log cabin gadfly. I would be the new Ben Stein tellin the truth and tellin jokes. I would talk shit about bigots. I would talk shit about the left's shameful joy about my gay downfall. I would talk shit about the run up to the war and about political corruption. I would talk about corporations and how they rule the world. I would be on the Colbert Report, hamming it up with the host. I would be on Real Time, betting Bill that he has had sex with a stranger in a public bathroom. I would try to get a cameo on the family guy (perhaps Craig could fight with the old man pedophile character over a freshly vacated stall). I would do a movie with Paris Hilton and OJ Simpson. And I would come out for gay rights.
"I thought that you were going to resign." "That was my intent. I intended to resign. Just like I intended to go to the bathroom before getting on my flight. Things have a way of going off course of your intentions. The highway to hell is paved with good intentions."
What would you do if you were Larry Craig?
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Thu Sep-06-07 10:19 AM
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1. I would get out of the limelight, out of politics, and live |
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my life however I choose to live it -- Although I like your plan too, but I don't handle stress well ;)
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Thu Sep-06-07 10:21 AM
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2. start dating the ex governor of NJ? |
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Thu Sep-06-07 10:23 AM
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3. They would make a great power couple |
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Thu Sep-06-07 02:43 PM
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7. Yeah, McGreevey would want that old goat |
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Thu Sep-06-07 10:24 AM
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4. After being thrown under the bus by my party |
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I'd stay and out as many of my "brothers" as possible
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Thu Sep-06-07 10:27 AM
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5. I'd do exactly what James McGreevey did. I WOULD resign |
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Edited on Thu Sep-06-07 10:34 AM by rocknation
but only because coming out, closing the books on my marriage, getting into a meaningful gay relationship, and devoting the rest of my life to ensuring that no other gay person lived as I had would be far more important jobs.
:headbang: rocknation
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Thu Sep-06-07 02:09 PM
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