BREAKING: Bin Laden reportedly to release video on 9/11

[Junkdrawer]

Al-Qaida leader will address U.S. on 6th anniversary of attacks, group says

BREAKING NEWS

Updated: 22 minutes ago
CAIRO, Egypt - Al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden will be addressing the American people on the sixth anniversary of the 9/11 attacks with a new video, Al-Qaida's media arm announced, according to SITE Intelligence Group, which monitors Islamist Web sites.

The organization's announcement showed a still from the upcoming video that portrayed bin Laden addressing the camera. His beard, which in previous messages had been streaked with gray, was entirely dark.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20629354/

...You say that gray is making you less frightening....

[Cooley Hurd]

1. Of COURSE he is! RIGHT before the 9/11 anniversary!

Will it be Fat Osama or Skinny Osama?;)

[Junkdrawer]

4. Thanks to digital technology, they're resurrecting Young Osama...

He had WAY better ratings...

[Fridays Child]

12. Maybe he'll sing a duet with today's Osama, like when Natalie and Nat King Cole sang Unforgettable.

[Fridays Child]

2. I wonder if we'll see Fat Osama with the gold wedding ring.

Or, maybe they have a new actor, now.

[AX10]

3. A week before the sixth anniversary of 9/11. SHOCKING!

:sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm:

[katty]

5. right on sked! duck and cover BL is on a terror binge!

[Disturbed]

9. Osama wants that $50 Billion to be forked over.

The US Occupation over Iraq is good for al Q business.

[Island Blue]

6. Hope he doesn't wear white in this video.

That would be so tacky after Labor Day.

[american_typeculture]

7. He's booked the same studio they used for the fake moon landings.

n/t

[timtom]

27. That was very funny!

Welcome to DU.

[aquart]

8. Halloween stuff comes out earlier every year. Boo!

[originalpckelly]

10. Osama's a has been his last video sucked. He's over the hill like Madonna was...

At least Madonna has managed to come back with some cool shit lately, but still he's like Madonna a couple of years ago when she was doing that weird crap.

[Connie_Corleone]

11. Is this the Unrated Director's Cut Special Edition?

[NYC Liberal]

13. LOL!! Does Osama have a fucking State of the Terror Organization now?

:rofl:

Do they really expect us to buy this shit? After everything that's happened and all that they've done? REALLY?

I wonder whether it's Fat Osama or Thin Osama?

[katty]

17. yes, they REALLY DO expect us to "keep believing"...I do

believe, I do believe, I do believe.....this the ENTIRE Bush/Cheney Admin, just keep believing you fools and we'll just keep on killing and stealing.

[partylessinOhio]

14. The plane, the plane --------------- oh, sorry, terra , terra, terra

See the latest Osama Video brought to you by RoveProductions.

Shiver and shake, my lovelies.

[Vinca]

15. Oh, how odd. Just when General Petraeus was about to release

his edited report. A skeptic might wonder if someone had been holding back the Bin Laden tape to release at the same time. But I'm sure that our noble administration would never do such a thing.

[VP505]

35. Well they

do have to remind us how dangerous he (UBL) still is, you know, so that when Pertraeus tells us we are about to turn the corner on winning and have to keep fighting them over there for the next 15 years. Makes perfect sense to your typical freeper, scared that they will follow us here.:sarcasm:

[soothsayer]

16. expected. He's got a CD coming out. I expect he'll tour, too! Maybe open for Bruce.

[Megahurtz]

18. Right.

:eyes: That's why they went after him instead of Saddam Hussein.

I'm sure BushInc. probably meets with Bin Laden frequently and they all
have drinks together and just laugh at the rest of us.

[agent46]

19. Naaaah...I'll pass

Gonna wait for the special edition DVD box set "Osama!" to come out this Christmas.

:evilgrin:

[Ian David]

20. No Play For Mister Gray! n/t

[Junkdrawer]

29. LOL

:rofl:

[tanyev]

21. And just in the nick of time to be the top story on ABC/CBS/NBC Evening News.

What a coinkydink.

[spanone]

22. just for osama.....you'd think junior had used up all his favors by now

[Rick Myers]

23. He's going to announce he's running against Fred Thompson!!!

[Junkdrawer]

32. He may win...depends on how pretty his wives are....

Success is measured by the appearance of trophy wives....

[Lerkfish]

24. so THIS is what Ari Fleisher's PR firm has worked up

:rofl:

[Maggie_May]

25. Ok I am not biting at all

His last taped message before 2004 election was blurred and you couldn't see him at because it wasn't him.The Repuks wanted you to be scared and vote for that asshole. Now this video his beard is all dark what the hell would he dye his beard for. Not falling for the banana in the tail pipe. I don't think he still alive and I think the administration wants us to keep thinking he is so they can pull their propaganda shit.

[nebenaube]

33. You mean this guy?

[DaveJ]

26. People will believe whatever they want... It doesn't matter...

The P*TuS himself might puton a fake beard and pretend to be OBL. Actors may not be around now with his declining support.

[HughMoran]

28. Bin who?

...never heard of him...

[DaveJ]

31. "i don't spend that much time thinking about him" (not verbatim)

Be careful, that's close to *'s trademarked passage:

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22i+don%27t+spend+that+much+time+thinking+about+him%22&rls=com.microsoft:en-us&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&startIndex=&startPage=1

Edit: every single hit brings up a reference to ass.

[graywarrior]

30. Jeez. It's bad enough they report non-news, now it's future non-news.

[Junkdrawer]

34. PHOTOS: (Can't make this shit up)...

http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/2007/09/al-qaeda-announ.html

(tip 'o the hat to DUer merh)