Drop the fork - it's a potential terrorist threat to Bush

[siri2k]

Found here:
http://www.legitgov.org/

Drop the fork -Cafe near Bush's hotel ordered to get rid of its potential terrorist weapons: forks and knives. 06 Sep 2007 Last week, a butter knife was a handy dining implement. This week, it seems, APEC security staff have declared knives and forks as potential terrorist weapons. On the same day police won a court battle to stop protesters marching down George Street through the APEC security zone, it emerged yesterday that at least one cafe near George Bush's hotel (Museum of Sydney Cafe in Bridge Street) has been ordered by police not to set outdoor tables with silverware, lest it fall into the wrong hands.

No forks allowed, but six nuclear armed cruise missiles are good to go: 6 nuclear warheads fly over U.S. --B-52 bomber, 'accidentally' armed with warheads, went over several states 05 Sep 2007 A B-52 bomber was 'mistakenly' armed with six nuclear warheads and flown for more than three hours across several states last week, prompting an Air Force investigation and the firing of one commander, Pentagon officials said Wednesday.

[blogslut]

1. It's all good

Dubya doesn't eat with utensils anyway. ;)

[TomInTib]

3. I have seen Cheney feed.

And that is what he does - feed.

My Golden Retriever has better table manners and sense of etiquette than that pig.

[kenny blankenship]

2. I have long suspected the spork of dual loyalties

Better put that utensil on a watch list!

[siri2k]

6. LOL!! n/t

[annabanana]

4. Good! Give Australia an eyeful of what we've been forced to deal

with over the last 6-7 years.. Any remaining chimpy sympathies ought to be about over..

[TahitiNut]

5. Are they afraid someone will hijack the cafe and make the cook fly it into the Opera House ?

What did they do, import a bunch of incompetent TSA screeners from Dulles??