Circuit City security busts drunken Lindsay Lohan for tapping foot in bathroom stall during dogfight

[hatrack]

Police search of the star's home revealed spiked dog collars, jars of Slim-Fast and methadone-flavored Double-Bubble gum wrapped in shatooshes manufactured by slave labor in a sweatshop located in the back of a Hummer H2 parked in Lohan's garage.

The vehicle was impounded by police in a suspected road rage case involving allegations of rape by wealthy preppy members of Harvard polo club and members of the Minutemen anti-immigration group who also appeared on "To Catch A Predator" - Brangelina's cell phone number found in possession of cell-phone-wielding driver, along with child pornography downloads and glossy photographs of Sanjaya.

[varkam]

1. Lol - thanks for that

:rofl:

[Beelzebud]

2. I am outraged to the very fiber of my being. This is deeply offensive.

:D

[H2O Man]

3. Nominated!

Very good.

[NMMNG]

4. As long as she wasn't eating veal at Olive Garden

I really don't care. :shrug:

[Dollface]

7. hahahahahahahahaha

:rofl:

[Chipper Chat]

5. Fox News Channel is all over this.

The Clenis is to blame of course.

[tammywammy]

6. LOL

:rofl:

[Hydra]

8. I think you covered it all

but what about OJ and Michael Jackson? :evilgrin:

[hatrack]

15. Damnit!! DAMNIT!!

I KNEW I had forgotten something!

:toast:

[LittleClarkie]

9. Yes, yes, but was she SMOKING at the time

that's the most important question.

I suspect she was spanked as a child, personally.

[WildEyedLiberal]

16. Or her mom didn't breastfeed her long enough

[Occulus]

20. Or she was obese

I have seen some truly obese babies in my time.

Hey, if they wanna be that fat, more power to 'em. IT'S A CHOICE, dammit!

Maybe she breastfed too long, too often. Fat content and all.





















:sarcasm:

[Jacobin]

10. Caught on tape with Osama!

[kestrel91316]

11. I knew it. Posting all the sunshine and roses over on E/E all day every day

has finally flipped you out!

[nam78_two]

12. Heh heh heh heh heh.nt

[Xipe Totec]

13. Don't forget the butter flavored microwave popcorn n/t

[Libby2]

14. lmao! n/t

[smalll]

17. Nice! Take another recommend - /nt

[yodermon]

18. beautiful

i'm still lol-ing at the thread title alone

[FloridaJudy]

19. But were the dogs circumcized?

Inquiring minds want to know.