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Disturbed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 08:33 PM
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Does Osama bin Laden live in a cave?
I doubt that. It is an insult perpetuated to belittle him.
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zabet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 08:37 PM
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1. Why do you think there
are 2 houses on the pig farm?
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Olney Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 08:37 PM
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2. To dye his beard, he uses "For Cavemen Only"
The insert says," So easy, a caveman can do it."

He has been invited to appear in an episode of "Man Caves" on cable TV next Spring.

So yes, I would say he lives in a cave. ;-)
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 08:40 PM
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3. ROFL!
:spray:
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 08:41 PM
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4. Yes, and he has a special cavedelmodem hookup and satellite dish tv
so he is able to surf the internet and watch many television channels all over the world. He even audited an online course with Chomsky.
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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 09:03 PM
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5. Yes, and he has a flying carpet & mystical powers too!
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Benhurst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 09:49 PM
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6. No, but Dick Cheney does.
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AZBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 10:24 PM
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7. Based on his looks in the latest video, he's living in an exclusive spa/salon/resort.
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 10:25 PM
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8. Maybe he'll be in the new GEICO show!
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Dover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 10:47 PM
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9. Bin Laden was a member of the Canadian delegation at APEC
....Howard had enthused that Apec would make Australia "the centre of the universe in our region", but a comedy troupe stunt during Apec might have been the most-watched story overseas.

Posing as the Canadian delegation, members of ABC TV's The Chaser show drove a "motorcade" through two checkpoints to within metres of Bush's hotel - one of them made up to look like Osama bin Laden, and the designation "Insecurity" written on their convention passes. Police arrested 11 of them

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Actually a very good Australian article about how APEC is becoming the world governing body (reported very matter of factly):

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4196917a12.html

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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 10:53 PM
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10. Bush the mighty...can't even catch a cave man after six years.
I've never understood how this bit of mythology was supposed to work, but apparently plenty of people fell for it...Bin Laden living in a cave. Millionaire Bin Laden. Kidney dialysis Bin Laden. Mastermind of the biggest, most sophisticated attack against American soil ever -- lives in a cave. Yeah. Sure.

The Great Mighty Warrior George W. Bush has been outwitted by a cave man, and he wants us to believe he'll be able to protect us in the future, that in fact ONLY REPUBLICANS can protect the nation.

Whatever, W.

:eyes:

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Quixote1818 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 10:59 PM
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11. No wonder he is so angry at the US.
It's those Geico caveman commercials. :wow:
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