Swaggering Through History

[Cyrano]

The puffed up buffoon named George W. Bush is incapable of appearing in public without embarrassing himself. And in doing so, he’s made the U.S. an embarrassment to the world.

On his recent trip to the summit meeting in Australia, he referred to APEC as OPEC, seemed to be under the impression that Australia and Austria are the same place, had to be shown to the stairs before almost walking off the deep end of the stage, and then all but spit on the president of South Korea.

When he stands up and tells us how great everything’s going in Iraq, he’s totally clueless that virtually everyone is aware that he’s lying. Perhaps he genuinely believes that we believe him. Worse yet, he himself probably believes the load of crap he’s peddling.

We live in a time when there’s more video coverage of Bush than of any president in history. And that means that people 50 years from now will have the opportunity of laughing at this man, (as well as scoffing – rightly or wrongly – at an American electorate insane enough to put such an empty, self-deluded, ignorant man in office).

Then again, given the crap that passes for politics in our country, Jenna Bush might just be president 50 years from now.

[90-percent]

1. Bush

One of the most revolting things about listening to this man is that we know he knows he's spewing complete bullshit. "Does he even believe anything he's saying?" is the thought in my head when ever I hear him speak, which isn't often, I assure you. I find him excruciating to listen to!

-85% jimmy