Woof Woof ..... Neigh Neigh .......

[Stinky The Clown]

Just under an hour to the Betraeus Dog and Pony Show.

As Mel Brooks said in one of his songs from History of the World Part Two: ...... something for everyone .... a comedy tonight ......

This will be the most pallid drek imaginable. Everyone will see something to like and something to hate in this 'report'. At the end of it all, the Republics will win on this one.

[radfringe]

1. actually

it was from "A funny thing happened on the way to the Forum" ARTIST: Stephen Sondheim TITLE: Comedy Tonight Lyrics and Chords
http://www.guntheranderson.com/v/data/comedyto.htm

Artist:
Song: Comedy Tonight
PSEUDOLUS]
Something familiar,
Something peculiar,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!

Something appealing,
Something appalling,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!

Nothing with kings, nothing with crowns;
Bring on the lovers, liars and clowns!

Old situations,
New complications,
Nothing portentous or polite;
Tragedy tomorrow,
Comedy tonight!

Something convulsive,
Something repulsive,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!

Something aesthetic,
Something frenetic,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!

Nothing with gods, nothing with fate;
Weighty affairs will just have to wait!

Nothing that's formal,
Nothing that's normal,
No recitations to recite;
Open up the curtain:
Comedy Tonight!

Something erratic,
Something dramatic,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!

Frenzy and frolic,
Strictly symbolic,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!


Something familiar,
Something peculiar,
Something for everybody:
Comedy tonight!
Something that's gaudy,
Something that's bawdy--


Something for everybawdy!


Comedy tonight!


Nothing that's grim.


Nothing that's Greek.



She plays Medea later this week.


Stunning surprises!


Cunning disguises!


Hundreds of actors out of sight!


Pantaloons and tunics!


Courtesans and eunuchs!


Funerals and chases!


Baritones and basses!


Panderers!


Philanderers!


Cupidity!


Timidity!


Mistakes!


Fakes!


Rhymes!


Crimes!


Tumblers!
Grumblers!
Bumblers!
Fumblers!


No royal curse, no Trojan horse,
And a happy ending, of course!
Goodness and badness,
Panic is madness--
This time it all turns out all right!
Tragedy tomorrow,
Comedy tonight!

[Stinky The Clown]

3. Mea Culpa Attributatus

Or something like that! :)

[jean]

2. The General will head over to Faux News to catapult the propaganda with Brit Hume right after -

How much more blatant can he be?

[Stinky The Clown]

5. Yup ..... Incredible. Thin. Blatant.

Will they get away with it?

I think they will. Then Brittany Hume will repeat it endlessly and cite always 'the source'.

[Botany]

4. "mucking out"

[DinahMoeHum]

6. Barf Barf. . .

:puke::puke: