My Fair Cheney

[SallyMander]

Here's a giggle from my lefty grandpa:

http://www.newsday.com/ny-wh-loverly,0,2025294.flash?track=mostemailedlink


Lyrics by Walt Handelsman

All i want is a jail somewhere
I'd toss the press and my critics there
One by one pluck out their hair...
Oh, wouldn't it be loverly

I just want total secrecy
Complete control, screw democracy
My archives you'd never see...
Oh, wouldn't it be loverly

I say sitting up on a throne
Should be my rightful place
Immune from all your petty rules
Like when i shot that guy in the face

Outing agents like Valerie Plame
Saps like Scooter to take the blame
Iran engulfed in flames
Oh, wouldn't it be loverly

[hootinholler]

1. Gotta watch the flash for the full effect!

Rec'd.

-Hoot

[SallyMander]

2. kick!

cuz people might need a laugh today...