I can't bring freaking shampoo on a plane, but we can fly nuclear missiles around without knowing it

[Phoebe Loosinhouse]

I have to carry my pathetic little toiletries in a see-through baggie for security reasons, but multiple military personnel "mistakenly" load armed nuclear missiles and fly all over the country with them.

Would it have made a difference if they had to put them in a Zip-Loc bag first? Just asking.

[babylonsister]

1. Thank you for the comparison; it never occurred to me, but you are

quite correct. It's ludicrous.

[Olney Blue]

2. You shouldn't use "Head and Warheads" shampoo. It's suspicious.

[MadMaddie]

3. They knew it and it was no accident...Those bombs were being

flown to a base that is an staging airport to the Middle East...no this was no accident they want to hit Iran....

Someone ratted them out and that someone is a Patriotic American...

Nope, I don't believe in accidents or mistakes at this level...

[Gregorian]

4. Everyone knows, shampoo can detonate with the force of a neutron bomb.

You see, it's the war on terror! They hated us for our freedoms. We're almost there. Pretty soon they won't have any reason to hate us.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

5. Only in America

Great point! I hadn't thought of it like that before.