HOW TO TELL REPUBLICANS FROM DEMOCRATS - Cute....

[monmouth]

HOW TO TELL REPUBLICANS FROM DEMOCRATS:

* Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere.
Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group.
* Republicans consume three-fourths of all the rutabagas produced
in this
country. The remainder is thrown out.
* Republicans usually wear hats and always clean their paint
brushes.
* Democrats give their worn-out clothes to those less fortunate.
Republicans wear theirs.
* Republicans employ exterminators. Democrats step on the bugs.
* Democrats name their children after currently-popular sports
figures,
politicians, and entertainers. Republican children are named after
their
parents or grandparents, according to where the money is.
* Democrats keep trying to cut down on smoking but are not
successful.
Neither are Republicans.
* Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn, although there is
seldom
any reason why they should. Democrats ought to, but don't.
* Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats
put
them in the bottom of the bird cage.
* Most of the stuff alongside the road has been thrown out of car
windows
by Democrats.
* Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians, and eyebrows. Democrats
raise
Airedales, kids, and taxes.
* Democrats eat the fish they catch. Republicans hang them on the
wall.
* Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry
Republican
girls, but feel that they're entitled to a little fun first.
* Democrats make plans and then do something else. Republicans
follow the
plans their grandfathers made.
* Republicans sleep in twin beds - some even in separate rooms.
That is
why there are more Democrats

[enid602]

1. Republicans

Republicans stare under the wall of the adjoining stall, and tap their feet incessantly. Democrats just do their bidness, and leave.

[Demeter]

2. Republicans Spout Hateful Volumes About How Hateful the Democrats Are

Democrats spout volumes about Constitution, progressive ideas, equality and fairness.

[tabatha]

3. Totally disagree with this:

* Most of the stuff alongside the road has been thrown out of car
windows by Democrats.

I would say that Democrats are environmentalists and would not do this - they probably recycle more than Republicans.

The out-of-the-window throwers are usually republican yahoos.

[Orangepeel]

4. me, too (several of these don't make sense to me)

but this one especially.

I think that most of the people who throw stuff out of car windows don't vote at all.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

5. Yeah, I thought that one was bunk too.

Something like this would be better... Most of the trash on the side of the road is picked up by former Republican politicians doing their court mandated community service.