General Petraeus or Jeff Spicoli ?

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[valerief]

1. It's either "I can't recall" or "I don't know" with this prion-brained bunch. nt

[stimbox]

2. LOL

:rofl: :spray:

[BoneDaddy]

3. HOW Do you fix Iraq?

"My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it"

[OzarkDem]

4. We need Mr. Hand to chair those hearings

:rofl:

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10. aloha

[GeorgeGist]

5. Thanks for a laugh

Maybe they could do one with Professor Charles W. Kingsfield, Jr.

[Ilsa]

8. Oh yes, with theatre seating classroom. Need audio. Brilliant! nt

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9. Mr Hart went on to play George W. Bush in "That's My Bush"

[Richard Steele]

6. LOL. recommended

[EFerrari]

7. Damn, that's funny.

lol!

[underpants]

11. a hhharrrRIGHT!

:smoke:

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12. Petraeus changes his answer

Just saw it on MSNBC.

Today, his answer is YES, the Iraq war has made us more safe!

Glad he cleared that up.

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13. Petraeus Clarifies

The top U.S. commander in Iraq was clarifying an answer he gave to Sen. John Warner, R-Virginia, during a hearing before the Senate Armed Services Committee a day earlier.

Warner asked the general if U.S. military strategy in Iraq was making America safer.

"Sir, I don't know, actually. I haven't sat down and sorted it out in my own mind. What I have focused on and what I'm riveted on is how to accomplish the mission of the Multi-National Force-Iraq," Petraeus told Warner on Tuesday.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/09/12/iraq.petraeus/


He reiterated he believes success in Iraq is critical for both U.S. safety and international stability. "This is an enormously important mission. There are huge national interests involved, and that's the basis of my feeling in that

http://www.abcnews.go.com/WN/IraqCoverage/story?id=3592248&page=1

[DefenseLawyer]

14. Hey....

There's no birthday party for me here!

[BLUSH]

15. classic

Jeff Spicoli: Hey, you're ripping my card.

Mr. Hand: Yes.

Jeff Spicoli: Hey bud, what's your problem?

Mr. Hand: No problem at all. I think you know where the front office is.

Jeff Spicoli: You dick!

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16. kick

:kick:

[Bjorn Against]

17. Oh, I only wish he was Jeff Spicoli

If we could get a casting agent to fire Petreus and hire Sean Penn in his place.

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18. "You're Fired!"

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19. A Larry Craig Moment (?)

Mr. Hand: Where is Jeff Spicoli? I saw him earlier today, near the first floor bathrooms, is he still on campus? Anyone?

:P