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Buzz Clik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 08:54 AM Original message |
Curious knuckledragger insult: "You must be gay." |
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gratuitous (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 08:56 AM Response to Original message |
1. A burst of laughter is the appropriate response |
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Didereaux (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 09:27 AM Response to Reply #1 |
20. here's a chuckle for you... |
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EFerrari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 08:58 AM Response to Original message |
2. I usually say, "You're right, I am". It works pretty well. n/t |
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TechBear_Seattle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 09:04 AM Response to Reply #2 |
5. Followed by an appraising look, a wrinkling of your nose and.... |
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Buzz Clik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 09:08 AM Response to Reply #5 |
9. LOL! |
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EFerrari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 09:10 AM Response to Reply #5 |
10. LOL! |
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TechBear_Seattle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 11:33 AM Response to Reply #10 |
31. I'm here through Wednesday. Try the veal! n/t |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 09:22 AM Response to Reply #2 |
15. I have a friend who was once asked |
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Buzz Clik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 09:24 AM Response to Reply #15 |
18. To coin a phrase: Yeah, that's pretty gay. |
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slampoet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 11:23 AM Response to Reply #15 |
30. Taking it up the ass isn't as gay as say.... listening to Bronski Beat. |
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mondo joe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 11:35 AM Response to Reply #30 |
32. But what about doing both at the same time? |
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YOY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 09:00 AM Response to Original message |
3. The simple answer is "No, I'm not and you are mistaken." |
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shain from kane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 09:05 AM Response to Reply #3 |
6. "Damn, then why do I think about p***y all day?!?!?" --- You better check. You might be a lesbian. |
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YOY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 09:07 AM Response to Reply #6 |
8. Depends on what you want the p***y to do and to do to the p***y as well as the speaker's gender. |
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shain from kane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 09:17 AM Response to Reply #8 |
12. This is the joke for you. |
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YOY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 09:23 AM Response to Reply #12 |
17. LOL |
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Greyskye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 12:03 PM Response to Reply #12 |
35. My friends all know... |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 09:01 AM Response to Original message |
4. .. |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 09:05 AM Response to Original message |
7. Or screw with them. Respond with 'Why yes, I am having a particularly nice day. |
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MuseRider (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 09:13 AM Response to Original message |
11. I hear that all the time. |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 09:18 AM Response to Original message |
13. "Even if I was, I still would find you morbidly unattractive," is a good rejoinder. n/t |
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AspenRose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 09:21 AM Response to Original message |
14. Translation: |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 09:23 AM Response to Original message |
16. "Yeah. Right. Everyone with smarts, looks, and a sense of justice must be gay, right? Jealous?" |
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Buzz Clik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 09:27 AM Response to Reply #16 |
21. "Closet hetero". I like it. |
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mondo joe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 09:26 AM Response to Original message |
19. That's why I like to let 'em know I'm a big giant homo up front. |
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xchrom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 09:39 AM Response to Reply #19 |
23. oh. my. god. -- a big giant homo?!?! |
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Buzz Clik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 10:57 AM Response to Reply #23 |
27. I picture the two guys on Sarah Silverman's show. |
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mondo joe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 11:13 AM Response to Reply #23 |
29. Exactly. With my giant blue poodle. NT |
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TlalocW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 09:28 AM Response to Original message |
22. I normally reply along the lines of... |
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zbdent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 09:46 AM Response to Original message |
24. give him a heart attack / stroke |
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Buzz Clik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 10:52 AM Response to Reply #24 |
26. Hm. That would be risky. |
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zbdent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 11:50 AM Response to Reply #26 |
34. the real question is |
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Buzz Clik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 12:23 PM Response to Reply #34 |
37. LOL! |
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TechBear_Seattle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 11:35 AM Response to Reply #24 |
33. See post #5 |
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zbdent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 09:50 AM Response to Original message |
25. the way things are going, you should reply (next time): |
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Neecy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 11:02 AM Response to Original message |
28. I got this recently... |
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Buzz Clik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 09:28 PM Response to Reply #28 |
38. I've seen the same scenario play out: |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 12:06 PM Response to Original message |
36. Well, you READ, for starters. And you use words with more than 2 syllables. |
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orleans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 10:34 PM Response to Original message |
39. pukes can't imagine someone would be standing up for the |
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Buzz Clik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 10:53 PM Response to Reply #39 |
40. "you must have a 'thing' for minorities" ... What was the '50s version of that? |
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orleans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 11:34 PM Response to Reply #40 |
41. years ago a friend of mine was murdered |
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Buzz Clik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-13-07 11:47 AM Response to Reply #41 |
48. I can only imagine... |
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SalmonChantedEvening (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-13-07 06:28 AM Response to Original message |
42. I just say "Hold Me" |
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Buzz Clik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-13-07 08:51 AM Response to Reply #42 |
43. LOL! |
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bullwinkle428 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-13-07 08:59 AM Response to Original message |
44. Just use the George Carlin line - |
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IndianaJones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-13-07 09:01 AM Response to Original message |
45. Is it only "knuckledraggers"? Is it an insult? nt. |
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BreweryYardRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-13-07 09:27 AM Response to Original message |
46. The appropriate response for me is generally: |
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Buzz Clik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-13-07 11:46 AM Response to Reply #46 |
47. Note to self: Do NOT piss off seawolf. |
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BreweryYardRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-13-07 03:17 PM Response to Reply #47 |
51. Why thank you. |
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madmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-13-07 12:00 PM Response to Original message |
49. simple response...."you only wish" |
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zbdent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-14-07 09:31 AM Response to Reply #49 |
53. or ... |
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agent46 (424 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-13-07 01:07 PM Response to Original message |
50. It's not just knuckledraggers that do this, it's our whole toxic culture |
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Buzz Clik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-13-07 07:20 PM Response to Reply #50 |
52. Great post. Thanks. ("Then I blow them a little kiss.") |
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