Have the Clintons broken into YOUR house?

[underpants]

David Schippers
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1793053


Kathleen Willey
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1792837

[Dhalgren]

Twice!

[UTUSN]

33. Yaas!!1 & they didn't even GROPE me upstairs!!1 (K&R it to FIVE) n/t

[EFerrari]

1. Now I know where all those other socks are.

:rofl:

[Spazito]

5. LOL, Socks, the Clinton's cat, did it!

:rofl:

[Raejeanowl]

29. Yes!

He was in training with McCavity!

[cali]

2. Can't I swear they stole my term paper

and have more wine?

[underpants]

6. Usually it works the other way

1.wine
2. excuse for not writing the term paper

but sure go ahead this is the Clintons were are talking about so all matters of time and manner go, literally, out the window.

[AspenRose]

3. The cats did it

Im in ur hauz

[ChairmanAgnostic]

4. what a terrible thing it is to lose one's mind.

or something like that.

[ronnykmarshall]

Can you just see Bill and Hillary in cat burglar outfits?

Sneaking around on their tip toes with flash lights and dark mask?

Hillary has to slap Bill's hand when he tries to sneak some potato salad from the fridge.

[bunkerbuster1]

11. Oh, for another episode of Al Franken's "Richard Mellon Scaife" theatre...

I miss that show.

[underpants]

13. "Concentrate Bill!!"

"You are getting sloppy. Now come on lets finish this job just like the other 400 we've done hold it WAIT! ssshhh oh okay we just have another Republican wife drowning her existance one box of wine at a time"

Bill: "They have dip"

Hillary (sighs and gives a COME ON!! look to Bill)

our characters move off screen right hutched over and tiptoeing

[AlCzervik]

7. they broke in, stole all my stuff and replaced it with exact replicas!

[TomInTib]

8. So that's who hacked my Orbitz account.

And flew all of those people around.

[tridim]

9. Chelsea can break into my house any time she wants. nt

[YOY]

10. Is that who got a blowjob from my chubby Jewish intern?

Here the right wing has been raking MY name through the mud on this one...then starting wars based on a pack of lies and acting as though my acts were so much worse.

[Squatch]

12. Yes, and they're STILL HERE!

Anybody have any tips on how to remove Clintons from your home? I've tried bleach, but it just makes 'em dig in even more.

[otherlander]

28. Have you tried using asparagus?

[in_cog_ni_to]

14. I've lost 2 Hard Drives. I KNEW it was Bill and Hill! They did it. I'm positive.

Really.

[Richard Steele]

15. They turned me into a NEWT!

I got better.........:hide:

[IDemo]

16. Chelsea screwed up all the bookmarks on my PC

[tanyev]

17. I always wondered what happened to that leftover pizza and hot wings.

Must have been Bill all by himself.

[babylonsister]

18. No, but the Mrs. sent me a letter asking for money; it felt like a break-in. nt

[LSK]

19. Yes and they left the light on one night

You would have thought they read about Global Warming on Al Gores internet tubes!!!!

:crazy:

[Lone_Star_Dem]

20. I'm pretty sure they stole my term paper and my remote control!

I also noticed a man following me in the streets after I told the police of the incident and my suspicions.

It's a miracle I'm still alive today!

[zippy890]

21. best poll on DU ever

:rofl:

[underpants]

22. I had a better one

but (boy talk about ironic) the Clintons stole it :shrug: What can a guy do?

[Party Line]

23. I am yet another victim

of choice 6.

[RaleighNCDUer]

24. Well, somebody did.

They left scratches on the lock of my kitchen door, and they broke my Slinky (TM) phone trying to get it open to plant a bug. I always thought it was Ashcroft, but now I'm no so sure...

[L. Coyote]

25. Who are all these lucky smucks who have houses?

[1monster]

26. Well... my husband's collection of original Elvis Pressley albums and a Buffalo Springfield

album among others are missing...

Who else could have taken them???? :shrug:

[Warren DeMontague]

30. There's something happening here. What it is, aint exactly clear. nt

[eppur_se_muova]

27. No, but SOMEONE tipped over my trash and ate a sackful of rotting cabbage heads ...

and I KNOW they didn't do that by themselves.

[mentalsolstice]

31. They probably did...I had an erotic dream about Bill last night! eom

[L. Coyote]

32. No, but I broke into their house. BORING, boring... Lots of serious reading, no comics ...

Bill, and all Hillary's Senate bills, not even a Rolling Stone issue :rofl:

[rucky]

34. Anybody who has stray socks they can't find a match for...

are victims of the Clintons.