It all makes sense now. About a year ago, I came home and saw that two

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lawnmowers I had were stolen. They were both excellent mowers, one was a Honda, even.

No suspects were ever apprehended. My grass remained uncut for months.

Just recently it occurred to me that the Clintons estate in Westchester county New York HAS A SIZEABLE LAWN. And, it is very well groomed. It looks like it may have been cut by a Honda lawnmower.

I'm just puttng two and two together and.....

[onethatcares]

1. not only that,

one of the guys I work with had two fishing rods stolen out of the back of his pick up, have you ever seen the Clintons fishing? Neither have I, I just wondered if you had.

[burythehatchet]

2. HOLY SHIT. HRC was dining on fish JUST LAST WEEK.

[Arkansas Granny]

3. What? Did you not have a manuscript? Slacker!

[burythehatchet]

5. Now why in the world would I write a manuscript if Hillary's gonna steal it?

:shrug:

[Arkansas Granny]

14. She might have left your lawnmowers.

:eyes:

[AspenRose]

4. I think I know why my pint of Haagen-Dazs Cinnamon Dulce de Leche

went missing now.....

[burythehatchet]

7. Was it before of after Bill's diet?

and have you seen Hillary's ass? It's practically made of Haagen-Dazs

[againes654]

8. Great ice cream

If you find it will you share?

[AspenRose]

10. Of course not....get your own!

You don't mess with the pregnant lady's ice cream! :P Why do you think I'm so pissed at Bill and Hill?

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[againes654]

11. Ok Ok Ok

I guess I will get my own. So hard to find here....must be the clintons stealing it from the grocery store.

[HereSince1628]

6. But then who stole MY line trimmer/mower?

I'd a SWORN it was the CLENIS!

[mikeytherat]

15. Oh, it was the Clintons. The first lawn equipment theft is the hardest;

the rest come easy.

mikey_the_rat

[Javaman]

9. When I moved into my house a year ago someone stole my

hedge trimmer. Damn those Clintons and their neat well groomed hedges.

[mikeytherat]

12. I had a socket set stolen from my truck, and I'm in Virginia, south of D.C.

I'll bet screws and nuts are nice and snug in the ol' Clinton household...

mikey_the_rat

[burythehatchet]

16. There will be no talk of tight screws at the Clinton household.

Bill's nuts notwithstanding.

[NanceGreggs]

13. My daughter's bike was stolen ...

... about twelve years ago. A week later, I saw a photo of Chelsea riding a bike.

I didn't want to think ill of the Clintons at the time, but with the evidence mounting against them in these other thefts, I'm starting to put two and two together ...

[burythehatchet]

17. Oh man, not Chelsea. She seemed like she would stay away from a life of crime

It also appears that enough people have been burglarized by the CLinton's to start a victims compensation fund. We just want to make David Schippers whole!

Gawd, I remember that asshat from the hearings. :puke:

[NanceGreggs]

18. It gets worse ...

... much worse. We live in Canada. We're talking international crime here ...

[Ghost in the Machine]

19. Chelsea? Innocent? Why, she's a little tramp, don't ya know?