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varkam Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 09:27 PM
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Ten Things That I Find More Offensive Than "Suck it, Jesus"
  1. War
  2. Poverty
  3. Disease
  4. Natural Disasters
  5. Hypocrisy
  6. Corporate Crime
  7. Lack of Affordable Health Care
  8. Racism
  9. Sexism
  10. Willful Ignorance


Feel free to add your own...
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muntrv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 09:29 PM
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1. Corporatism, bigotry.
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 09:30 PM
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2. Natural disasters no
Man-made disasters, yes.
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 09:30 PM
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3. Those things are pretty bad. Real bad. The worst.
But in terms of pure wincing impact, "Suck it, Jesus" hits pretty hard.
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TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 09:35 PM
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5. I fully agree. While not a religious person, I know some fine people who are.
If someone ever came up to my Mother or any of my Family and said that in my presence, it would be a life-altering experience for them.

Free Speech has its fucking limits.
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 09:57 PM
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18. Of course Griffin wasn't doing that though.
She was on stage performing and made (IMO) a pretty good joke riffing on the time honored practice of award winners thanking Jesus/God for their success.

It was a damn funny joke.
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LiterateTarHeel Donating Member (2 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-14-07 11:12 PM
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24. Ooh! Ooh! What a lame person says!!!
Duh da da duh da da da duh da da ... cue Dick Clark running out -- "Congratulations!! You've just won the grand prize on the $100,000 Pyramid!" Yay me and my fancy new $100,000!!!
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MadMaddie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 09:31 PM
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4. They really are riled up about that aren't they?
They want to have it both ways...it's okay for someone to thanks Jesus outloud and at any and all events (I would do so in my private prayers)

but if someone says the complete opposite it chaps their ass....this is what we need more of.....
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 09:37 PM
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6. Context please?
Sorry, I must have missed something...
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varkam Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 09:38 PM
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9. Here you go
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 09:39 PM
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11. Thanks! n/t
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FredScuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 09:37 PM
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7. Wide stances
A grown man wearing a diaper with a hooker, then voting to deny rights to other Americans

Just to name two
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sandnsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 09:37 PM
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8. Jesus is laughing
He thinks it's hilarious. He told me so.

Yes He Did Too!!

Don't believe me?

suck it.

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here_is_to_hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 09:39 PM
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10. *snicker* n/t
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Clark2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 09:43 PM
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12. He would.
Edited on Wed Sep-12-07 09:43 PM by Clark2008
But, He'd also find Kathy Griffin to be as annoying as most of us do.

:hi:

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sandnsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 09:47 PM
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13. Apparently most don't
Or her show wouldn't continue to be successful, and wouldn't have won an emmy.
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TankLV Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 09:56 PM
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16. Only the humorless find her offensive.,,most of us would say...
MOST find her OUTSTANDING!!!
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MadMaddie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-13-07 08:32 PM
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21. She cracks me up...she is willing to say what most people are
saying..and she doesn't apologize for it....
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patrice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 09:52 PM
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14. The rape of the Constitution. nt
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 09:53 PM
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15. Toilets that Flush by Themselves
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 09:56 PM
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17. I'd have to get to know Jesus before I'd say something like that to him--I'm just not that forward
But otherwise your list is quite good, you zany atheist, you!
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Benhurst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 10:25 PM
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19. ...
1. Barbara Bush, "Pandora's Box", "Mother of Thieves"
2. George Walker Bush
3. Dick Cheney
4. Lynne Cheney
5. Laura Bush
6. George Herbert Walker Bush
7. John McCain
9. Mitt Romney
10 Rudy Giuliani
11. Fred Thompson
12 etc., etc., etc.


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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 10:56 PM
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20. her comment sounded rather outrageous and i can just imagine
this being rushed into the editing booth

i did not say i found it offensive.

i find bush and all his "compassionate conservatives" to be offensive as well as what is mentioned on your list

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bjorkfan Donating Member (206 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-14-07 10:41 PM
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22. Why not "Suck it, Mohammed"?
Because Christians don't isse fatwas?

I find the following also more offensive that "Suck it Jesus":

Pakistani Christian girl gang raped
http://www.barnabasfund.org/news/archives/article.php?ID_news_items=277

Growing violence against Christians in Iraq
http://www.barnabasfund.org/news/archives/article.php?ID_news_items=229

Christians persecuted in Aceh, Indonesia
http://www.barnabasfund.org/news/archives/article.php?ID_news_items=216

THREE INDONESIAN CHRISTIAN GIRLS BEHEADED
http://www.barnabasfund.org/news/archives/article.php?ID_news_items=59

Persecution Increases in Uzbekistan
http://www.barnabasfund.org/news/archives/article.php?ID_news_items=212

AFGHAN CHRISTIAN FACES DEATH SENTENCE IF HE WILL NOT RETURN TO ISLAM - http://www.barnabasfund.org/news/archives/article.php?ID_news_items=137


Would Kathy Griffin ever do anything to help tortured/raped/imprisoned Christians? The Religious Right in this country largely doesn't seem to care (witness the Evangelical lockstep support for the Iraq war), and neither does the Left either, it would seem.
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Bolo Boffin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-14-07 10:44 PM
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23. All of those things are "Suck it, Jesus" in different words. n/t
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bjorkfan Donating Member (206 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-14-07 11:39 PM
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25. This is how NOT to reach out to the African American community
African Americans are the most religious group in this country (Hispanics as well). At the same time, their interests don't often coincide with the agenda of the Religious Right. Yet, Repubs look for instances of Christianity-bashing on the Left side as a way to wedge African Americans from the Democratic Party. With an increase in African Americans voting Republican (and more black immigrants who don't have the ancestral ties to the Dems that U.S.-born blacks do), the Dems need to wise up and stop this foolishness or they will lose a major constituency.
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