No Photo-Ops for Bush Today - Must Be Too Busy Practicing His SPEEEEECH ---pix--->>>

[Stephanie]

Will Bush be as bad as Britney tomorrow? He seems to have been practicing ALL DAY. Poor little guy didn't appear in public once today. No doubt they've got him locked in a dark room until he can successfully pronounce IN-SUR-GENC-Y and PE-TRAE-US and I-RAN-I-AN NU-CLE-AR FA-CIL-I-TIES. How will he perform without coaching by KKKKarl? Who's coaching him now?

Yesterday, on nineeleven, he posed for many photos, including these below. Today? Nothing, nada, zilch. Rehearsal must not be going well....

[MadMaddie]

1. We should play a drinking game

every time he mispronounces a word..or trips up on the sentence that is written on his que card...or even better whispered in his ear...we should take a sip of something.....

I would have added....everytime he has a stupid look on his face....oh never mind....

[Lucinda]

16. I'd play but I cant bring myself to watch.

:) I just cant watch his speechifying,

[MadMaddie]

20. Yea I couldn't watch either...

:puke:

[SeattleVet]

17. That'd result in a quick trip to the Emergency Room

for acute alcohol poisoning. I don't think anyone could drink that much, even a sip at a time.

Not to mention the huge investment in booze that'd be required before he starts speechifying.

[MadMaddie]

21. The ER rooms across the country would be full

[jmowreader]

18. No, I better pass...I don't want alcohol poisoning

Or water intoxication. That's worse.

[Arugula Latte]

2. Doo.Fus.

Please tell me this stupid little prick is not really president and that it's all been a bad dream ... Must wake up ... Muuuuust waaaake uuuuuup ...

[jimshoes]

3. Even for him

he just don't look right in any of those pictures. It's like someone told him he's no longer in charge or something. (As if he ever was)

[Stephanie]

4. well everyone's deserted him

Karl's gone, and so is Mommy Karen. Scottie left and Tony too. And Gonzo. There's nobody left to hang with but Deadeye Dick, and he's just not that much fun.

[Cameron27]

5. What on earth is going on in the second picture?

Prelude to a divorce?

[Stephanie]

7. that's "well, we've done our 9/11 show, now let's eat"

they're so over it

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1783157

[rodeodance]

6. short speech planned. NO questions I am guessing.

[Octafish]

8. The Undertaker's Friend

Satanic bastard wants to make big bucks, makin' speeches and such, after he retahrs.



May he be speaking before a Judge and Jury of his Peers.

[opihimoimoi]

14. Only the Deluded would actually pay buck$$ to hear him...I swear...

[Poiuyt]

9. Just out of curiousity, what is that wooden box in front of him at the Cabinet table?

[Richard Steele]

10. His custom-made pResidential crayon box. nm

[Mabus]

11. He did have time to send this message to Congress, re: continuation of 9/11 national emergency statu

For Immediate Release
Office of the Press Secretary
September 12, 2007

Message to the Congress of the United States

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TO THE CONGRESS OF THE UNITED STATES:

Section 202(d) of the National Emergencies Act, 50 U.S.C. 1622(d), provides for the automatic termination of a national emergency unless, prior to the anniversary date of its declaration, the President publishes in the Federal Register and transmits to the Congress a notice stating that the emergency is to continue in effect beyond the anniversary date. Consistent with this provision, I have sent to the Federal Register the enclosed notice, stating that the emergency declared with respect to the terrorist attacks on the United States of September 11, 2001, is to continue in effect for an additional year.

The terrorist threat that led to the declaration on September 14, 2001, of a national emergency continues. For this reason, I have determined that it is necessary to continue in effect after September 14, 2007, the national emergency with respect to the terrorist threat.

GEORGE W. BUSH

THE WHITE HOUSE,

September 12, 2007.
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2007/09/print/20070912-1.html

[Stephanie]

12. OR, until the end of my presidency, whichever occurs first.

Jes runnin out the clock, babeee!

[sam sarrha]

13. burnt out wet brain alcoholic drug addict psychopath

[Stinky The Clown]

15. His mommy and poppy must so proud of their little monkey

What a disgusting little fuck.

[MisterP]

19. captions:

1: "I--have--to--think!"
2: "I'm only the stunt double; can't you see I don't like anything like Bush?"
3: a whole row of people lined up in open horror to watch * and Larva walk by
4: "Hehheh, and then she had these fuzzy slippers on"
5: "Nero or Caligula, Nero or Caligula... I'll be Caracalla today!"