The next President of the United States (R) and his first Official Act

[usregimechange]

Thank you Speaker, in my first act of office I am, by executive order, instructing the executive committee of National Security Council to begin work immediately on designs and uses for the world's most powerful nuclear-vacuum-chemical bomb. I do so for the following reasons of the upmost importance to national security.

First, this is America, we are strong (measured in cubic kilometers of destruction per second) and we can not allow Russians to have bigger bombs (or take our white women). Second, having enough power to destroy all life on earth 20 times plus is not enough to stop the socialists, even if, as America's first neanderthal president, I am not entiry sure what a good working definition of socialism is. Third, I am a proud American, which of course means blind nationalism and taping a little flag to my veneer of red white and blue opposing hardboard suburban siding.

I also have a word of caution for all the mourning mothers of children that will die because of their proximity to suspected supporters of associates who have brothers who are likely terrorist sympathizers, oppose the morality of my Administration and I'll back hand yass and give you something to cry about.

Thank you and may God bless America, to hell with all life on the planet, excluding of course sperm cells and frozen embryos in lab dishes.

[usregimechange]

1. I will also clone and nominate Gen. Westmoreland as DOD Sec

eventhough, at all other times, cloning will be illegal, immoral, and against the laws of nature and natures God.

[JohnnyRingo]

2. Here's GW Buxh's 1st official act:

Note the date, it was laughingly the first thing he did in office:
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/20010124-2.html

[Zodiak]

3. Hey, why you always picking on cavemen?

They wouldn't be caught dead being Republican. They are oppressed.

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It's my mom....I'll put her on speaker.