CNN has a poll asking if you will watch the chimp's speech.

[alfredo]

Take a look. Right now 80% says NO!

http://www.cnn.com/

[sharp_stick]

1. I'm done watching that prick speak

I can't listen to him anymore, I even mute the tube when he's got a blurb during a newscast.

[alfredo]

4. Listening to him speak, is like watching reruns of Britney's "comeback."

[madokie]

2. no 80% with 27446 votes

but it will go right over cnn's head and they will continue to push the re:puke: ie bushco* agenda, sure as snot when one has a cold

[lonestarnot]

3. now 27447. heh

:puke:

[Ian David]

5. Another biased poll. No option to select "FUCK no!" n/t

[kysrsoze]

34. How about, "Yes, but only to listen to him lie and make a complete ass of himself?"

[Double T]

6. Maybe.........after downing a couple SHOTS beforehand.

Let's see, tonight's agenda should include: "hard work", "the 'surge' is working", "terror, terror, terror....", "911, 911, 911....", "al-Qaeda this and al-Qaeda that", "insurgents, insurgents, insurgent...."and a host of other nonstop repetitive bushco themes. insane.

[hisownpetard]

8. He's been giving the same speech for 5 years. No, thanks!!! nt

[hisownpetard]

9. "After downing a couple shots before hand." Who - you, or him?

[Ilsa]

10. They are prepping Bush today. That's plenty of time for a couple of six packs. nt

[bdamomma]

21. and probably pre medicating him too.

Ilsa I will be on the truthseeker thread getting commentary from Mike Malloy and being with you all. :hi:

[Ilsa]

28. I'll "see" you tonight, then! My hubby is forbidding

me from having Bush on TV tonight, so I'll have to read the thread and listen to * on Mike's show!

[hisownpetard]

39. Time for a couple 6-packs, yes - but why are they shaving him?? n/t

[ProfessorGAC]

11. Yes

the answer to your question is simply YES. If anyone really believes that guy doesn't drink anymore, they deserve the president they've got.
The Professor

[Double T]

15. If I'm going to listen to his drivel, BOTH my hearing and my mental function........

need to be impaired in order to have what HE is saying make sense.

[Rob H.]

7. Too bad

there was no "I'd rather be dragged over carpet tacks and dipped in rubbing alcohol than foul my teevee by watching that buffoon" button.

It's just going to be more "9/11, 9/11, Iraq, Saddam was evil, OMG! Osama bin Laden!, terra, terra, terra, stay the course, 9/11, terra, 9/11, we just need more time, terra, the 'Murkin people just need t'be more patient, 9/11, fight 'em over there so we don't hafta fight 'em here, terra, 9/11, tax cut, economy is super!, tax cut, 9/11, terra, terra, Iran, terra, Iran, Iran," blather, anyway.

[w8liftinglady]

12. he's counting on no one listening.I will(well,ok-I'll read the transcript)

...and I will write another blistering letter to the editor.and 20 people will write telling me how Christian he is and quote bible phrases.It gets lonely out there.

[ProfessorGAC]

14. That's What I Do, Too

I can't look at that subsimian's face or listen to his tortured syntax and fake Texas accent. I can read the transcript. As long as i don't have to see or hear that buffoon.
The Professor

[bdamomma]

23. you know maybe he is counting on no one listening to him

cause he will say and do whatever he damn well pleases, but wait, he does that already. POS man!!

[LiberalEsto]

13. If I want to see a monkey jabbering

and flinging poo, I can simply take the Metro into DC and walk over to the National Zoo.

[Dr.Phool]

16. I doubt they'll be pre-empting Comedy Central.

Or The Weather Channel.

[RB TexLa]

17. I have an appointment

The participants are my butt and the toilet seat

[MotorCityMan]

18. Voted, but the site did not display the results...

Is CNN in the process of pulling it because they are not getting the results they want? What the hell do they THINK the results are going to be, unless the damn poll gets freeped?

Personally, I'd rather crawl on broken glass than watch little * try to justify the unjustifiable again. Anyways, I'm watching Grey's Anatomy season 3 on dvd, which is MUCH more informative and entertaining than * could ever hope to be.

I'll check DU for the reports from the brave souls who "take one for the team" and watch it (thank you in advance) :patriot:

[JNelson6563]

19. 34,073 ( 80%) say "no"

Proud to be one 'em! :toast:

Julie

[Quixote1818]

20. No, but I will tune into Edwards rebuttal on MSNBC afterwords. nt

[Jed Dilligan]

22. Will he speak about U.S. Americans and their problems?

If not, I ain't watching.

[bdamomma]

24. no, we are on the back burner.

[hisownpetard]

29. Yes, and their map shortage and such as South Africa and The Iraq, such as.

[Jed Dilligan]

32. And et cetera nt

[truebrit71]

25. That poll has rather rapidly been pulled as their hero Lt AWOL was getting a resounding NO answer...

80% of the voters said NO!!!

[alfredo]

26. but 91% say no to ATM fees. That's a no brainer.

[truebrit71]

27. Who are the 9% of rocket-scientists that said 'yes' to that one?

...effin' fools....

[dflprincess]

35. Bankers

n/t

[alfredo]

37. People who own stock in banks that charge fees.

[EFerrari]

30. Oops!

:woohoo:

[nadinbrzezinski]

31. they removed that one

[shanti]

36. yes, that was quick! n/t

[Canuckistanian]

33. Why? Everybody knows what he's going to say

War good, troops stay, freedom, "fight over there", etc, etc.

Besides, he doesn't announce anything without leaking it to his favorite sources to hype first.

[alfredo]

40. He will announce the 30,000 troops coming home. Of course he won't say

"That oughta hold the little bastards", at least not to our faces.


That quote is in reference to an open mike moment by Soupy Sales at the end of his kids show.

[backscatter712]

38. Think any hecklers will be in the room?

Probably not, though the thought of some brave soul shattering Bush's fragile little ego, and causing him to throw a temper tantrum like a four-year-old on live TV makes me smile...