Caption 'Bush in Rehearsal' ---pix--->>>

[Stephanie]

"Ah hope ah don't bomb like Britney! Gimme another margarita."




U.S. President George W. Bush (2nd L) goes over a draft of his speech ahead of his
address to the nation with members of the White House speechwriting staff in the
Oval Office at the White House, September 13, 2007. (L-R) Marc Theissen, Bill McGurn
and Christopher Michel. Bush is expected to endorse plans for limited cuts in U.S.
troop levels in Iraq but will offer little else to skeptical Americans looking for a
change of course in the unpopular war. REUTERS/Eric Draper/White House photo/Handout
UNITED STATES). EDITORIAL USE ONLY. NOT FOR SALE FOR MARKETING OR ADVERTISING CAMPAIGNS.

http: //news.yahoo.com/photo/070913/ids_photos_ts/r4251094148.jpg

[NanceGreggs]

1. "I'm thinking I should open with a little lie ...

... then bring up 9/11 a few times, then move on to the bigger lies -- heh, heh, what do you guys think?"

[Netbeavis]

2. If you are asked if Iraq is making us safer in the war against terror...don't pull a Petreus

and accidentally tell the truth.

[whistle]

3. "Okay guys, I'm runnin' outa bullshit"

[tekisui]

4. britany and bushit's rise and fall closely parallel each other.

tonight, everyone will see thru him. no one will be fooled. it will be an infamous speech of obvious lies and distortions.

[blogslut]

25. Your post inspired me

That's right. I'm going straight to hell.

[sinkingfeeling]

27. LOL!!

[tekisui]

28. HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

:rofl:


happy to help...see ya in hell.

[whistle]

32. Hahahahahaa

:rofl: :spray:

[bunkerbuster1]

35. I don't know if there's enough booze to blot that from my memory

...and I don't drink, which kinda sucks.

[RavensChick]

18. He ran out of that a long time ago!

At least when Bill Clinton was president he was more sincere. Honestly, I could care less what this idjit has to say! The only thing I want to hear is one simple word--IMPEACHMENT!!!!!

[angrycarpenter]

5. can we move to another room,

I can't cook up lies with that picture of my mom behind me

[Richard Steele]

6. You're telling me it takes THREE people to write that simplistic, repetitious crap he spews?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[eppur_se_muova]

20. LOL! Thanks for bringing that up! nt

[Vilis Veritas]

22. One to write, one to pretend to take down his suggestions...

and one to nod his head and laugh at his jokes...

Peace.

[Vilis Veritas]

23. Or, One to write the speech and two to hold his attention....

Over here boy! Come on, good monkey....

Peace.

[Hubert Flottz]

7. Cipher Sumpin' fer 'em Boy!"

"Les seee now...Not X Not = Not...Not Gozinta Not Not Times...Cornbreads is Round an' pies is square...How'm I doin' Unka Dick?"

[Starbucks Anarchist]

8. "Which one did we invade again?"

[Magleetis]

9. There they are

in all of their glory. The official United States bullshit, propaganda, lie and destroy the country team.

[malaise]

10. Now how do I spin these lies

hehehehehehe

[rateyes]

11. OK, you sorry mothers,

where is the line about uranium from Africa?

[Lucinda]

12. Why is he bothering?

They already leaked everything he was gonna say anyway.

[Bitwit1234]

13. Is Laura starting to decorate Christmas already.

[acmavm]

14. "Maybe if I put on that little black two-piece outfit they won't notice that I'm

lying through my teeth. Do you think I'll look fat?"

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

15. Got those legs spread WIIIIIIIIDE apart, as usual

Where's Lewinsky when you need her?

[RavensChick]

21. Hiding under a rock!

[Bluebear]

16. "I got me Peterrus on mah side, heh heh heh. He bought us a mess of time. heh heh heh....

....oh, I forgot, I don't have to pour on the phony accent yet."

[Vilis Veritas]

17. If I hold this leather note thingy, I'll look all smarter and stuff...

Guy with closed binder..."I hope he gives me my leather notepad back after the picture..."

Peace.

[eppur_se_muova]

19. "You look familiar--have we met?" "Yes, sir, I've worked for you for 6 years." nt

[eppur_se_muova]

33. "I'm sure we'll have this conversation again sometime." nt

[liberal N proud]

24. Stay the course he he, we have lied for 6 years we will not change now

[sinkingfeeling]

26. "This here is a lot of hard work for me speachifying to about 15% of base."

[kitty1]

29. So Mission Accomplished is out...n/t

[TahitiNut]

30. He apparently needs the help of three people just to use a dictionary, looking up the words.

:silly:

[Johonny]

31. OK now I'm going to need some "words" to say

[SunDrop23]

34. "Yes I am going to say the same bullshit and pimp 9/11 some more..."

[madokie]

36. eye is gonna blow smoke like an ole steam engine on a long hard pull

if'n they want mirrors I give'em smoke say the little man-boy to thunderous applause from his handlers

The last laugh will be ours just wait and see