********Live Thread- bush speech***************

[cali]

If anyone's into it.

[eleny]

1. Opening with that deer in the headlights face

[cali]

11. Iraq, a strategic ally

a wholly occupied country, more like it. Troop surge is working.

[cali]

20. fucking liar

success allowing us to bring some of our troops home. Surging diplomatic resources. Anbar blah blah

[rodeodance]

2. they are fighting for their survival cause you!! you creep!

[rodeodance]

6. 2x he said they-alquida threaten US

[rodeodance]

12. "the enemy"

[Sparkly]

3. Did they put enough makeup on him?

:eyes:

[Scooter24]

5. You can easily see it

:rofl:

[eleny]

8. Looks like the pancaked it on with a sponge

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

The blush was a cute touch.

:puke:

[havocmom]

191. Tammy Faye's old makeup man working for bush?

:shrug: Times is tough

[bettyellen]

4. we're getting attacked in his first sentence.... and second...

[AlCzervik]

7. Al-Quaeda in Iraq will be coming here if we leave will they? sure.

[Roland99]

9. Apparently Petraeus and Crocker are the ultimate sources of knowledge re: Iraq

:eyes:

[Gregorian]

10. Evil governments are trying to topple Iraq.

And US.

I only have one barf bag. Darn.

[eleny]

35. Extra bags for your barfing pleasure

[Olney Blue]

84. Why thank you, eleny! I've already been through a pack and needed more.

[Gregorian]

198. Don't mind if I do!

:)

PS- Who are the 36 countries?!

[superkia]

202. Exactly how I felt!

[VolcanoJen]

13. Return on Success!!!!

That's clumsy and douchey, isn't it?

[AlCzervik]

14. yes George feeling safe would be nice for the Iraqi's, not working to well so far huh?

[rodeodance]

15. 'our sucess'------allows SOME of our troops to come home.

[cdb]

16. Jeeezus!

It is way, WAY too painful. Get this shithead out of here!! Why would anybody vote for this asshole???

[Subdivisions]

59. I'm out. I can't watch this dickhead anymore. n/t

[VolcanoJen]

Ahh, quick to take credit for the decreasing sectarian violence in Baghdad....

... which was the result of ethnic cleansing, of course.

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

32. The Al Queida Flag????

MKJ

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

17. A little heavy on the rouge. I wonder who ties his ties. You know he sure didn't

make that perfect Windsor. MKJ

[shadowknows69]

18. I'm a massochist I'm here

lunch already threatening in the back of my throat.

[Subdivisions]

19. I hate hearing him enunciate words that end in "-ists" n/t

[graywarrior]

22. I know, it's horrible

[cali]

27. awful isn't it?

He sounds incredibly angry.

[cboy4]

21. "TERISSTS"

[Sparkly]

And "extremissstsstsss." nt

[Solly Mack]

Usual bullshit so far

duh, right?

[Roland99]

23. "And they were sick of it".... wow...what a statesman.

[99Pancakes]

24. Do you see Laura with her dog?

I mean the one in the photo

[Olney Blue]

40. No- did Laura and Barney jump ship?

[99Pancakes]

61. She's in a photo on his desk (to his left)

How corny, eh?

[bleever]

201. That

is his remaining base.

[AlCzervik]

25. Anbar is doing fab, just ask the guy with heavy duty security that got blown up today

he's that sheik you just mentioned.

[Roland99]

The sheik who shook Bush's hand just over a week ago. Bush = Anti-Midas

[VolcanoJen]

26. Everyone's a terrorist to him

Jesus. Enough with the "we drove the terrists out, they're on the run!"

[sweetladybug]

68. That lying piece of crap! I would hate to be him when he goes to meet his maker

If there are different levels of hell, I bet Bush and Hitler will be side by side in the lowest deepest hole in hell

[ChairmanAgnostic]

28. first three sentences pronounced correctly.

Are morale ans straigic goals are won.
Betrayus told congress who is where and how is why. The surge is WOrking!

progress. reconsiliation. our new goal is to provide security for political reconciliationarytorism.

we are surging diplomats in those areas that were cleared. Rah.

- - -

He looks and sounds worried, angry and not at all happy.

[Mabus]

So! That's where Lou Dobbs was today

He was at the White House lending Georgie his hair dye and comb.

[Gregorian]

29. He's not high.

They've pumped him full of meth, or something.

[Annces]

30. Is he trying to sound like Reagan ?

[Olney Blue]

31. Using Anbar as a model for how the surge is working.

[Roland99]

46. Locals in Al Anbar were fighting against foreign fighters back in 2004!!!

WITHOUT the escalation and US-supplied arms.

[99Pancakes]

47. Does he even know where Anbar is?

nt

[Olney Blue]

56. Yes- its a place for photo-ops in Eye-rack

[99Pancakes]

Ha!

They just cropped it. Even the media knows how f--ing stupid that looks!

[HeeBGBz]

33. How nauseating

Where's my hip boots?

[MazeRat7]

34. Strawman strawman strawman...... -nt

[shadowknows69]

50. Hows that battle of Bagdhad going though George?

Wasn't that the whole point of the surge?

[rodeodance]

36. hey Bush-your sheiks are being blown up

[rodeodance]

so far all has been ANBAR

[Aviation Pro]

37. Fact checkers are going to have fun tonight....

...yeah, Anbar, ya know, the place where I went to a fortified air base and never stepped outside the wire. In secrecy too.

[Solly Mack]

38. Anbar. Anbar .Anbar, Anbar. Anbar. Anbar (the new 911)

[Sparkly]

51. gmta.... nt

[malaise]

39. Fugging bullshit

How many more lies must I hear?

[Sparkly]

41. Anbar Anbar Anbar Anbar Anbar....

I think he forgot Baghdad.

[Horse with no Name]

42. How many Iraqi civilians were on that heavily secured base?

Can I have another cup of syrup to drown out the taste of bullshit?

[smokey nj]

43. Is it just me, or does it look like Chimpy used Ray-gun's make-up guy for tonight's

speechifyin'?

[Solly Mack]

53. it's not just you....he's pancaked up If he had only dyed his hair

lol

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

44. Tomorrow starts today...I had that on a poster in my room when I was 11.

MKJ

[Neecy]

45. hmmm

There's a strange mark over his left eyebrow - it looks like they sponged over the eyebrow with makeup and left it looking like it's in two pieces. Weird.

[cboy4]

48. Is he drunk? He's stumbling all over his lies

What a drunken disgrace.

[Gregorian]

49. They can count on the continued "support" of the United Satan.

[cali]

52. Anbar, Anbar, Anbar

where a whole 5% of the population live. Now after sounding off about how great it is, he mentions the Sheik who was blown up today.

Success replicated my ass. Fuck you, you lying pos

[shadowknows69]

65. There's the other I-word

"and I ran. I ran so far away"

[AlCzervik]

54. "Schools and markets and sectarian killings! oh my!"

[graywarrior]

67. I do believe in spooks. I do I do I do

[cboy4]

92. Oh Jaysus

:spray:

[babylonsister]

55. He's a POS who's is full of same. nt

[pdxmom]

57. This is absolutely disgusting to listen to. N/T

[rodeodance]

58. shia WALLED off from Suni------this is what he is NOT saying

[Glimmer of Hope]

60. Delusional.

[cali]

62. OMG Ordinary life is returning

He is insane.

[cali]

74. "I have made it clear that they must"

right george. You're telling them that they need to get their act together is really gonna do the trick.

[Nitrogenica]

63. ONE YEAR AGO he never said it was a disaster.

[AlCzervik]

64. ok i'm sold, i'm buying a sweet lot in Diyala!

[Solly Mack]

70. and a summer home in Anbar?

[AlCzervik]

87. oh hells yes, didn't you get the memo, things are pissa.

[spanone]

66. he's lyin' much more than i anticipated....i anticipated a lot

[spanone]

77. goddamn, ever things just swell over there in iraq there

[spanone]

you all can just imagine the morning headlines....

[cali]

88. Unfuckingbelievable

total force reduction of 5,000 plus. Bastard. Fucker.

[sweetladybug]

If only this chicken shit had served in Vietnam (like my husband did)

we would have won that war just like we're winning this one:sarcasm:
Bush is a total embarrassment to our country. God help us!
Gore 2008!!!!!!!!

[Sparkly]

69. He told the leaders there that they "MUST" meet the benchmarks!!

Whew! We're really on our way to victory now!! :sarcasm:

[MazeRat7]

Oh hell I'm outta here... gonna go trim my dogs butt hair.. (much more palitable) -nt

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

71. Schools are reopening.

Four f***ing years later, that's all he can say or has ever said.

MKJ

[rodeodance]

72. lots of praise for US troops

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

73. Schools are reopening.

Four f***ing years later, that's all he can say or has ever said.

MKJ

[aquart]

86. Without teachers?

[AlCzervik]

94. or students.

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

122. Have other presidents actually talked about "beyond my presidency"?

He just said that's where his plan extends. MKJ

[Swamp Rat]

75. LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES

LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES



LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES

[VolcanoJen]

I've got that old Thompson Twins song in my head, Swamp

Lies lies lies, yeah (they're going to get you)

[Swamp Rat]

140. Are minds are one

:D ... as that song is playing in my head at this very moment. :hi:

[VolcanoJen]

204. I'll be thinking of you, and so many of my DU friends...

... as I march in DC Saturday.

Lies lies lies yeah!

[Swamp Rat]

205. Yeah you rite dawlin'!!

;) :patriot:



:kick:

[dogindia]

76. nuts.

[PA Democrat]

78. Fairy tales with Bush.

[Aviation Pro]

79. Bye PINO....

...you fucking jerkoff. You have no information to share.

[rodeodance]

80. every year we hear almost the same thing

[AlCzervik]

81. The ironically named "Jim Jones"

[Sparkly]

82. "Because of this success" -- there's the #1 LIE of the night. nt

[babylonsister]

83. To me he sounds like he doesn't even believe what he's saying. nt

[Cameron27]

111. Believe?

He doesn't even know what he's saying.

[babylonsister]

149. Hahahahaha!

You're probably right! :D

[liberal N proud]

How long is this propaganda monkey going to try and speak?

[shadowknows69]

96. will evolve into advisors?

aren't you doing the vietnam thing a little backwards GW?

[ncteechur]

85. He must be on fucking heroin.

[ncteechur]

99. His nose is starting to come through my TV set!

[Olney Blue]

113. It was a bumper crop in Afghanistan this year.

Occupation has its priviledges.

[Warren Stupidity]

89. Who the fuck is General Portrayus?

[rodeodance]

102. a chickenshit?

[TXN in WA]

177. yeah

are we the only ones hearing that??

[rodeodance]

90. Warner and the Repugs got their bone for Christmas!!---alll is well now folks.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

91. Did he almost say General Betrayus??? eom

[99Pancakes]

107. He'll give us yet another "fresh" assessment.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

114. So "fresh" that perfume couldn't cover up its stench..... eom

[graywarrior]

93. Liar liar, pants on fire

[Solly Mack]

95. This is so sad

[Tesla]

105. love the gif

Hate the man

[begin_within]

97. He forgot his teeth

[alittlelark]

98. The chimp just said 'evolve'

I didn't think he knew that word.

[Sparkly]

100. Um, did he forget there's such a thing as the State Department??? nt

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

101. Spoiler here.

He's accepted General Petreus's recommendations. MKJ

[shadowknows69]

ya think?

ill bet ya he did.

[begin_within]

103. Some U.S. Americans don't have maps. Like South Africa and the Iraq. And such as.

[cboy4]

120. bwahahahahaha

:rofl:

[RoyGBiv]

125. Heh ...

Made Dr. Pepper come out my nose, there.


:-)

[spanone]

104. he shames our nation

[shadowknows69]

112. I had better oration skills in 8th grade

this is so sad. what have we become as a country?

[AlCzervik]

106. Well then troops home now, you just said things are good.

[Gregorian]

108. The less Iraq cries, the sooner we can stop spanking them.

[pdxmom]

109. So he just announced he's going to "stay the course" again. n/t

[Sparkly]

Oh no -- it's about the grand SUCCESS causing troop REDUCTION!!!

:eyes: You bet there ARE morons who will buy this bullshit.

[graywarrior]

110. He's delusional

[99Pancakes]

135. Isn't this the same speech he gave 4 yrs ago?

He's off his meds.

[rodeodance]

115. Bush has a VISION

[shadowknows69]

124. Nothing is lasting past your presidency muther fucker

except maybe your indictment.

[shadowknows69]

nukular

DRINK

[spanone]

116. fuck you mr bu$h*....fuck you....not with the lives of our children you fuck

[Bravo Zulu]

117. sounds like LBJ

and you know how that worked out!

[Tesla]

he's on crack!!

Extremists terrorists

We should agree America .....blah blah blah.
too bad everything we should believe he doesn't do!

[alittlelark]

118. He just said it..... "IRAN"

[Olney Blue]

119. Operation Enduring Relationship

[rodeodance]

yeah------for the NEXT president. yup

[rodeodance]

121. OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL

[Gregorian]

123. The security of the United States DEPENDS on the success in Iraq.

[halobeam]

except the General said, he wasn't sure that our staying makes us safer.

[Mabus]

148. Now it is securing Iran

:banghead:

[jimshoes]

200. I'd love to hear how theone has to

do with the other. Go ahead george, how does that work?

[AlCzervik]

126. "Iraq will be an anchor of security in the me" yaaaaaaaaaaaright.

[Maggie_May]

127. Did he just say

that bring some troops home that would make us that want troops home happy?

[babylonsister]

128. I can't WAIT to hear from the fact checkers! nt

[Neecy]

129. our chief extremist likes to cite extremists

[spanone]

130. i think he just mentioned OIL in a very non oil way

[Warren Stupidity]

Some goddamn horseshit every single time.

[Solly Mack]

131. embolden the terrorists! embolden the terrorists! and the OIL! and the OIL!

[Sparkly]

132. Oh, we can't leave cuz it'd help IRAN and cause CHAOS and cause TERRORIST recruitments!!

What does he think this fiasco has BEEN doing?!?

[alittlelark]

133. IRAN IS THE PROBLEM....... dominating the region, and energy supply

[alittlelark]

157. IRAN and Syria undermine our efforts

[recoveringdittohed]

134. Our Generals and our Diplomats believe we can succeed

And if they don't, they're fired.

[cali]

My blood pressure just soared

Long term relationship with Iraq beyond my presidency. Oh yeah?

How dare he talk about Iraq setting an example for the rest of the mideast? He DESTROYED the country.

[99Pancakes]

160. America doesn't abandon its friends

America abandons itself!

[Gregorian]

136. We're making Iraqi children suffer so that American children will have a better future.

[huskerlaw]

137. There's something wrong with my TV

all I see is...



Oh wait...

:rofl:

[Gregorian]

150. It takes a strong stomach.

[shadowknows69]

151. I need pills

lots of happy yellow pills.

[AlCzervik]

We're all gonna get kilt, hear that democrats?

[mudesi]

138. 14:54 - 9/11 is invoked! (NM)

[graywarrior]

139. OMG, he'd get an F in speech class

[cboy4]

141. You can't even tell he's reading the teleprompter

:eyes:


EXTREMISSTTTSSSSSS

[Ninga]

142. Oh my god...he sound just like Wil Ferrall .....nuuuuu kleee -urrrrrrrrr !!

[muntrv]

143. Iran? Jeez, why doesn't he just say that the 18 hijackers came from Iran?

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

144. I like how our president tries to scare the shit out of all of us. It's really inspiring.

MKJ

[spanone]

145. he's thanking congress.......what an asswipe

[rodeodance]

146. last 5 minutes has been nothing but instilling FEAR FEAR FEAR

[Mabus]

156. Well, it's working

I'm scared that this asshole is in office. I'm out and out terrified.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

174. You know, he is so fucking boring that I wouldn't be surprised that John Q. Public didn't

really hear what he was saying.

[Warren Stupidity]

147. Nine Elemem!

[Warren Stupidity]

154. General Fucking Portrayus again?

[AlCzervik]

152. ya Iraqi's, get with the program, i guess you don't want it bad enough?

[Yukari Yakumo]

153. On to the "We fight them there so we don't fight them here" talking point. {nt}

:puke:

[Tesla]

165. How does he get through with what he says

without breaking out in laughter!

[spanone]

155. now he's preaching to the world...he has some balls

[Sparkly]

158. Oh great... Diplomacy by teleprompter... He's speaking to "Iraq's neighbors."

Unfuckingbelievable.

[Cameron27]

168. I know,

leaves you speechless doesn't it.

[Solly Mack]

159. Yep...same old shit

and yet...America tolerates it

[MiniMe]

161. AAAAUUUUUGGHHHHHHH

OK, I feel better now, thanks for listening.

[Warren Stupidity]

162. There is a gummint in Baghdad?

Who knew?

[spanone]

163. when does john edwards speak?

[RoyGBiv]

192. 9:53 pm Eastern Time - MSNBC

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x3518660

[Lone_Star_Dem]

196. Thanks!

I was just looking for this, too!

[Yukari Yakumo]

164. Wait. now it's the "You're with us or against us" line again. {nt}

:puke:
:puke:

[AlCzervik]

166. OMG He's using a dead soldier!!

[ncteechur]

167. You know...I was going to post something but I swear I don't know what to post.

This douche is such an idiot and a kiss-ass to the religious right, I don't even know what to say anymore.

[bettyellen]

169. he thanked us for funding the war- *puke*

putting the blood on our hands too....

[cali]

170. new thread up

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1803230

[spanone]

171. here comes the hometown horseshit......cheap political theater

[shadowknows69]

this is so disgusting

help, valium, xanax anything?

[Neecy]

172. that was so fucking FAKE...

[Warren Stupidity]

The sacrifice of your famous?

[Solly Mack]

173. now using the dead...goodness...he went all out on this one

all the same old bullshit lies and a dead soldier

[Maggie_May]

175. Than what about your family Bush

[alittlelark]

176. OMG - the Stouts are glad their son died for him????

[Maggie_May]

186. These people are crazy

[superkia]

178. Our candidates should be FIRST to vote no more funds!!!!!!

There should be no more funds for this war, period. I will not vote for any candidate that either votes for more funds or waits till the end of the vote to make sure their vote wouldn't have matter and then votes. This guy is a complete asshole and so are the people who gave him the right to start this shit and continued to fund it. Fuck them all!

[onethatcares]

179. a free Iraq will be our allie

more troops on the ground, and blah, blah blah diplomatic civilians and stuff coming out the ass as things get better we will stand down and make Iran more of a national guard. this is a war of good and evil and we must get the stuff harry potter has because now I have to read this shit and I looked so pretzeldential when I said good nite.


What a fucking idiot.

[RoyGBiv]

180. The times they are a changin'

1941 - ... the only thing we have to fear is fear itself ...

2007 - There is nothing but fear.

[rodeodance]

181. He uses the parents grief to get his way! damn him!

[rodeodance]

185. can you start a new thread please.

[Sparkly]

My Democratic Response:

FUCK YOU!!! :mad:

[Gregorian]

189. That goes without saying.

But it never hurts to get it out there in the open.

[Gregorian]

182. Al Qaeda. (Even if Al Qaeda is only 5% of the resistance)

[Warren Stupidity]

183. We are safe from harm!

Dead Brandon

Shameless Fucknut

[Yukari Yakumo]

184. The terrorist's speech has ended. {nt}

yay...

[JenniferJuniper]

187. See Spot Run

[Warren Stupidity]

188. Sport Da Troops!

Talking head bullshitter calls it a drawdown!

[Solly Mack]

190. Jack Reed giving the Democratic response

[Warren Stupidity]

193. Jack knows his name is Petreaus! Not Portrayus!

[roamer65]

194. Malloy is about ready to blow a gasket.

Lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after...

I am about ready to blow a gasket, too.:mad:

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

195. We need more "dead soldiers" after reading the letter from Brandon's parents;

Well, he said we need more "Brandons". MKJ

:mad:

[llmart]

197. Fuck you Bush and the horse you rode in on..............

oh, I'm sorry, that's right. This coward is afraid of horses.

But he is a horse's ass.

I'm not very eloquent tonight but there's nothing left to say but four letter words.

This asshole is an embarrassment to our once great nation.

[Laxman]

199. I didn't realize!

Was that the President? I thought it was a Lancelot Link rerun on TVLand

[bleever]

203. Welcome to DU.

I must nominate you for a DUzy for the Lancelot Link reference.