He's in! Alan Keyes is running again.

[cali]

The amusement possibilities of a Keyes run are quite high. He'll be taking part in the upcoming repuke "Values Voters" debate.

[JNelson6563]

1. haha Maybe there IS a God!

Think of the endless possibilities Keyes entering the race presents! It'll be the gift that keeps on giving.

:toast:

Julie

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

2. If they ever harness Ego...

As a form of energy, Alan Keyes will dwarf the sun as a source.

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[SoCalDem]

4. Praise gawd... the man's a superhero

[shenmue]

5. Thanks for the laughs

Is he going to get thrown out of one of his own party's conventions again?

:rofl:

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. We're saved! Good news! At last, a voice of reason.

Go get 'em, Alan.

[marmar]

7. Because there's just not enough crazy amongst the Repug candidates.....

:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

[madrchsod]

8. here ya go .....looks like they need some help

http://www.alankeyes.com/
We Need Alan Keyes for President

http://www.renewamerica.us/news/070914keyes.htm
Alan Keyes announces for President!

[Enrique]

9. I wonder how he'd do against Obama?

:-)

[Algorem]

10. Keyes mania begins

when he doesn't take his medication.

[Bitwit1234]

11. We all know Keyes caused the coining of the phrase

"Stupid is as Stupid does". But stop and think people, where does he get the money, he sure aint' rich. Just think of all the idiots that support and contribute to him.

[illinoisprogressive]

12. Fantasy: Obama/Keyes debate rematch. Oh! the fun of it all!

It was hillarious with Keyes running on about the most off the wall stuff with his pretend professorish voice. Obama would shake his head trying not to laugh. good times.

[JBoy]

16. But, but,

Keyes' website says Obama was afraid to debate him, because he's such a "renowned debater"...

http://www.alankeyes.com/about/debater.php

[Yavin4]

17. I Know Obama's Debate Strategy Against Keyes

Point to Alan. Then look into the camera and say, "People, seriously. Do I really need to say anything at all?"

[Richard Steele]

13. Hooray! Keyes seldom fails to amuse.

He's the master of illogical jackassery.

[lonestarnot]

14. OMG

:puke:

[CK_John]

15. This starts the beginning of the "matching funds" shills. A $ for the campaign a $ for me. n/t

[Stinky The Clown]

18. In what state is he now claiming to reside?

This guy is endlessly entertaining.

[AlCzervik]

19. i am so looking forward to the debates, he is good and crazy!

[Beetwasher]

20. Well, There's ALWAYS Room For Additional Clowns In The Clown Car

Known as the Republican Presidential field.

[in_cog_ni_to]

21. He's running as Presidential Candidate or coming back to Illinois to run against Durbin this time?

You just wouldn't believe how many idiots around here had Keyes signs in their yards.:( Please tell me he's not coming back here.:puke:

[wicket]

22. kick

:kick: