Today's public service message for trolls.

[uppityperson]

Pick a username that doesn't look suspicious. Variations of "IMaLibrul" "democraticundergroundtroll" "hsub evol I" all are instant tip offs that you probably won't get many posts in.

Sincerely, uppityperson
p.s. This is not aimed toward any troll in particular, just a general public service message

[Kahuna]

1. A troll from a couple of days ago had "flip flopper" in his name. LOL.

I thought that was a dead give away.

[uppityperson]

5. I sometimes amuse myself looking through locked threads.

Some names are just tip offs. I'm trying to think of a couple more public service announcements for the next few days.

[BlooInBloo]

2. How about IMSERIES ?

[Somawas]

4. IsThatHUGH!

[flvegan]

3. Are they smart enough to come up with "hsub evol I" anyway?

Seriously. These are the fucks that can't spell "moron" and "cast asparagus" etc, etc. Cleverness...not their strong point. If it was, they'd not be frequenting a site like FR that hasn't updated their shit since 1995.

According to The Hate Mailbag, they literally shit themselves on a regular basis, too. I doubt their abilities. Call me naive.

[uppityperson]

7. there have been posters like that that didn't last long. Maybe specialized software?

[flvegan]

11. You mean like a "dipshit to temporary reason" software?

I mean, c'mon...we're talking Hawking type conversion here now.

[L. Coyote]

6. Also, you have to learn to spell first. Download the new FireFox version with

spell check in text boxes if you can't learn spelling.

LOL :rofl:

[baldguy]

14. Not on topic but...

I love Firefox spell check!

[L. Coyote]

8. ALSO, send money. We all trust contributing members!

[skids]

10. LOL. I think they ran out. n/t

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

9. Some potential disruptor names that come to mind:

Hlry4prez

ObamaNtOsama

BSdetektr

I love your post. :kick: :rofl: MKJ


on edit, I made those names up, so they could be up for grabs, y'all! :hi: MKJ

[flvegan]

12. TBH, this idea needs it's own thread.

For real...Saturday Night Live on DU...

[sailor65]

13. Maybe Letterman

can do a Top Ten?
:rofl:

[renie408]

15. Names aside, when you predict that the troops are all going to berzerk if we bring them home

and start shooting from rooftops with rifles...that is pretty much a dead giveaway, too.

[NV Whino]

16. Well, the name uppityperson

is very obviously a liberal name. All libruls are uppity. No problems there.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

17. Damn. I was gonna re-register as Clint^Tonzfallt.

sonofa.


:yoiks:

[The Magistrate]

18. Glad You Decided Not To, Sir

Your moniker is the most delicious one on this forum....

[SalmonChantedEvening]

20. Ah g'won

:blush:

[KelleyKramer]

19. Oh c'mon, they are always so clever in their names

And even if they get lucky with a name.. just watch them type, not just a few typos.. they give it away in a HUGH!!!1!1!1!!1 way